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Game 10: Kansas City Royals (6-3) at Minnesota Twins (3-6)

Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins, Apr 12, 2011 8:10 PM EDT


First Pitch: 7:10 pm CDT
TV: FSN
Radio: Twins Radio Network
Know Thine Enemy: Royals Review


Entering the third week of the season, the AL Central standings are pretty much the opposite of most predictions, as Kansas City Royals sit in second place, just behind the red hot, division leading Cleveland Indians. Hopefully, tonight's first crack at a division opponent will reverse what has been a relatively ugly start to the Twins 2011 season. The offense, in particular, needs to wake up, as the Twins have scored only 24 runs over nine games, by far the fewest in Major League Baseball. Look no further than an almost total power outage, as the Twins .288 slugging percentage is also lowest in baseball, and no one is even close (Seattle is next lowest at .327). Throw in the lowest walk rate in all of baseball (6.0%), and 11 double plays (very high considering how few have reached base) and you end up lucky to have three wins so far.


Brian Duensing

#52 / Pitcher / Minnesota Twins

6-0

205

L

L

Feb 22, 1983



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Brian Duensing 0-0 1 1 0 0 0 0 7.0 6 4 4 2 2 7 5.14 1.14

Brian Duensing makes his second start of the season for the Twins. In his first start, in New York, Duensing got into trouble early, giving up four runs off two home runs in the first two innings. But he settled down afterwards, ultimately striking out six Yankees over seven innings to allow the Twins to come back against Rafael Soriano later in the game. Over his career, Duensing is 4-0 with a 3.33 ERA against the Royals. He'll be looking to slow down a Royals team that is averaging 5.4 runs per game. 


Jeff Francis

#26 / Pitcher / Kansas City Royals

6-5

220

L

L

Jan 08, 1981



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Jeff Francis 0-0 2 2 0 0 0 0 13.2 13 3 3 2 2 8 1.98 1.10

I sure hope Jeff Francis is in the middle of throwing a pitch in the picture above. Somehow, Francis is making his third start of the season already, as the Royals have skipped their fifth starter both times through the rotation. It's a small sample size, but so far this season Francis has generally kept runners off the bases (1.10 WHIP), and very few who have reached have come around to score (very high 98.4% strand rate). He's left handed, so there's a decent chance the Twins make him look like Cy Young out there tonight.



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I wonder why the Twins threw their fielding away? I wonder why the Twins changed their batting style to look like Nick Punto’s style at the plate? I wonder if after a day off they decided to go back to the way they played last year?

by Poncee on Apr 12, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Batting style to Punto

Would result in several head first slides into first base (Which is incredibly fun even though it’s quite painful!)

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all fairness,

Nick Punto has been a far better hitter in his career than the Twins have been this season so far.

(Although I’d be more than ready for them to start changing that tonight.)

by Luke in MN on Apr 12, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm at the game! Left field bleachers...

This place is just as beautiful as last year.

by Patrick42 on Apr 12, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Have fun!

I can’t wait to see it next week (23rd)! I think my pen pal is going to hate me for my entire email talking about baseball and how excited I am to get to go to Target Field

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You suck.

Oh, I mean…have a great time! :)

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah.

Tickets for the Cleveland series. Not ideal, but it’ll get me back there!

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

I might try to go tomorrow since they had really cheap tickets on stubhub

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And is anyone else at the game tonight?

Or even just here on Twinkietown..? Seems like a bit of a ghost town!

by Patrick42 on Apr 12, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I had to work... just got home

Surprised the game hasn’t started yet.

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here!

But I’m mega multi tasking

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here

I was wondering where everyone was though too

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta work. :(

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
RT @RonGarde You can Tweet that. Just Tweet it. You don't even have to write it. Just fire it through the Internet.

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Apr 12, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not tonight

But already 2 games under my belt…Opener and Sunday. I’m 1-1 as an attendee. Better percentage than the team.

by Bombo Bozonoski on Apr 12, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup

Kansas City Lineup

C Getz 2B

M Cabrera CF

A Gordon LF

B Butler 1B

J Francoeur RF

W Betemit 3B

M Aviles DH

B Pena C

A Escobar SS

 

Minnesota Lineup

D Span CF

J Mauer C

J Morneau 1B

D Young LF

M Cuddyer RF

J Kubel DH

D Valencia 3B

L Hughes 2B

A Casilla SS

by Jessy S on Apr 12, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing like a good dose of Royals to cure what ails the Twins

The only stat that counts is W
A player’s UZR does not necessarily tell you how he actually played just as it does not necessarily tell you what his true talent is. Mitchel Lichtman, creator of UZR

by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

no jinx please

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are going to be the Royals

if these guys don’t wake up those bats.

by Nixx23 on Apr 12, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like twinpirate326 got banned for trolling at SSS

Under the name “twinkieterror.” I don’t know if that’s just SSS, or SBNation.

Wasn’t he was just complaining about SSS a few days ago?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
RT @RonGarde You can Tweet that. Just Tweet it. You don't even have to write it. Just fire it through the Internet.

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Apr 12, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Yuck.

I hate when our people troll over there. Just makes us look bad. They have regular visitors over here that are (generally) pleasant enough.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that? No.

They are people who are fans of a rival team.

The SSS crew is much more vulgar than I’d like, but they are NOT scum. They’re human beings, just rooting for their home team.

by Patrick42 on Apr 12, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

vulgar, but amusing

as long as you go into SSS knowing what to expect, they’re usually very entertaining

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooooo....

What should I eat?

And does anyone know where to get the new tacos?

by Patrick42 on Apr 12, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony O's Cuban sandwiches are awesome.

Try the Walk A Tacos…not sure where they are, but find them. And let us know how they are!

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our corporate cafeteria had the Walk A Tacos today

Or some version thereof. They were really good; I bet they are better at a ballpark, though. Everything is better at the ballpark :)

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially adult beverages.

For some reason, beer is better at the park. It’s this weird phenomenon.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I'm hungry!

I think I’m going to start walking around the first level…

Last year I still couldnt walk much, so it should be fun to explore…

by Patrick42 on Apr 12, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened to you last year

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long story!

Weird knee alignment and muscle issues that.. Well, not much walking for a few years and a lot of ouchie.

Mostly better now, and I’m at the ballpark, so wooh!

by Patrick42 on Apr 12, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

good to hear you're doing better

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cy Young was right handed...

Francis is going to look like Sandy Koufax.

by ande3577 on Apr 12, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Twinhua update

Twins up 25-0 entering second inning. Glorious Chairman Mauer hits two grand slams out of the stadium! The People’s Team will surely defeat the capitalistic monarchist Royals!

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

1 REC

But be more realistic.

by Jessy S on Apr 12, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too!

Well actually we had a power surge (something I think my dad said a transformer(?) shorted out) but it came back pretty fast other wise I would’ve been incredibly angry!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is,

I thought for a while everyone left when the power was out, but then I realized the internet doesn’t work when the power is out lol:)

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

maybe everyone’s outside because it’s so nice out

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get it while it lasts

Forecast says snowpossible for Friday

by John_Locke on Apr 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh!

And softball just started 2 weeks late too! Snow is terrible!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

It was nice today, If I didn’t have this obsession with the Twins I probably would be too

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

same here

I actually almost went to the game but decided against it

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you

can decide when you go, my parents have something against the cities so I never get to go to any games or anything down there. It’s going to be scary once I have a job and a car, I’ll probably go every chance I get!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

that is a benefit of getting older :D. How far are you from the cities?

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

St. Cloud

It’s like an hour and a half drive north westish of St. Paul (well on a school bus anyways)

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah yep

That’s where my sister and her fam live

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knowing your luck,

You will likely get to go to college in North Dakota.

Just so your parents know you are going to the cities or home.

by Jessy S on Apr 12, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they have

any colleges with good softball/basketball teams? (I want to play in college if possible) But My parents restricted my choices to somewhere in a state the has a border with MN :/

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is U-Mary in Bismarck

They have good women’s Softball and Basketball Programs in one of the best D II conferences in the country.

by Jessy S on Apr 12, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

But I think I have a while to actually look at colleges

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I totally love

how you guys know how crappy my luck is:)

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice snag, Mournie

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Didn’t realize Deadliest Catch was a 2 hour one tonight. Sorry Twins.

by John_Locke on Apr 12, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Deadliest Catch

Isn’t that about a horrible catching error by Delmon Young?

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

It is a show about Twins Management trying to catch Delmon so he makes the game.

Seriously, it is about the Alaskan Trap Fishing Industry.

by Jessy S on Apr 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will be on later tonight.

Discovery usually repeats their shows at 10 PM.

by Jessy S on Apr 12, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is?

Huh, how about that, it is. I’ve got DVR room and nothing up against it, so as long as the Twins stay in this one—or don’t bore me to death—whatever comes first—I can watch later.

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robby amuses me

mostly because I think he’s ridiculous

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always.

He was hitting on some girl that was with her boyfriend last week.

I find him entertaining, though. Haha

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yo, Patrick!

Pretty sure they just said you can get the Walk A Tacos at Senor Smoke’s. :)

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

BASE HIT!

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

You know the boys are swinging the assbats...

when a base hit gets a WOOOHOOOO. They need to burn this batch and start over.

by Bombo Bozonoski on Apr 12, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breaking News

Kubel Ks

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

More like broken news

The only stat that counts is W
A player’s UZR does not necessarily tell you how he actually played just as it does not necessarily tell you what his true talent is. Mitchel Lichtman, creator of UZR

by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true of almost everyone right now....

we’re at 30 AB now. Outs drop you around 8 points…. hits bump you 25-30.

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are having a hard time just getting on base.

We really don’t need that bad BABIP luck.

FREE AIRWOLF!

ROHLFING!!!!!

by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job, B-Dunce

Good comeback from a 3-0 count there

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Oooo

Good call!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I want a special connection with a Twins player lol :)

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fail

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though, in fairness, it was “small”

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray, errors!

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, Billy.

Ha. Ha.

Also, Alexi, if you would have been picked off there, I would have hated you forever.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Teahen got forced out in the Sox game at the same time

irrational hatred win!

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

It’s like they knew I needed something extra…

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Billy deserves such irrational hatred.

I mean he was in that sweet Wil-i-am commercial! %

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

royals baseball!

clap clap clap clap clap!

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wha??

FREE AIRWOLF!

ROHLFING!!!!!

by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloop Hit!

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

We need one big inning...

to get us out of this funk. Now would be a nice time.

by Bombo Bozonoski on Apr 12, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Paycheck

Do it

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI

Waiting to see what kind

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

SF

Coulda been more but can’t complain

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray!

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that worked!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Runs!

Before someone else scores! This is weird.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

SAC

Which @thisisdspan almost screws up. Oy!

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

We scored!!!! Whoohoo!!

And Span, what the Hell are you doing?

FREE AIRWOLF!

ROHLFING!!!!!

by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he figure the throw was going home?

I think we lost a run on a play like that last year. 3rd out occured before the runner crossed the plate

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

replay posted already...

I’m liking the new responsiveness

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I walked around the first level!

Notes: found beeeeerrrrr! Blue moon! One spot in the whole park that sells Blue Moon!

Plus I found the tacos – señor smokes. Definitely a pass, I think! They are served cold, in a cone of taco stuff, with a bit of so-so sauce. Very mediocre. Would not eat again, and I love El Burrito Mercado!

by Patrick42 on Apr 12, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no!

EBM is so yummy, I just assumed that would transfer over… :(

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn,

that is very dissapointing.

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blue Moon?

Which stand? And do they serve it with an orange?

by gbg on Apr 12, 2011 9:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hmm.

Looked like it hit his foot, but the replay kinda sucked. Let’s see it again.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

They will

After explaining that Gardy got thrown out of the Game.

by Jessy S on Apr 12, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, seriously?!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off the foot?

Couldn’t tell with the graphic in the way—guess we’ll have to wait until the sponsors get their say.

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow..

That run wouldn’t have counted. Hustle, Lexi, come on!

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Must not have been that “disputed”

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding… I can’t even run back the DVR because live action was too fast and the slo-mo had the abbreviated box score

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't even get

what Justin did, I was typing in Spanish which takes too much effort and missed it

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Argued the ball went off his foot and thus should have been foul instead of out

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

My guess is that it did not go off his foot, or it wasn’t worth arguing, anyway.

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

O wow

That sucks. I didn’t see it but I’ll say Justin was right (says the girl wearing her Morneau shirt lol:)

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened

is that the ump judged it as a hit and the ball appeared to bounce off the foot. I am guessing that Morneau made contact before the ball hit his foot.

by Jessy S on Apr 12, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that Escobar kid

projected to be worth the Grienke leaving?

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Any particular reasoning?

or just gut check

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hit very poorly last year.

Didn’t show much improvement throughout the year. He’s fast and has some range at SS, but he makes terrible mental mistakes.

FREE AIRWOLF!

ROHLFING!!!!!

by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So pretty much

Carlos Gomez at shortstop?

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

With less power.

FREE AIRWOLF!

ROHLFING!!!!!

by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds not so promising..

I guess hopefully he hits for average and draws more walks / gets on base then Gogo

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see alot of the Brewers, since I go to school in Wisco,

What I’ve seen and especially after a full year in the majors he seems like a bust. He’s going to be speedy, good glove when he matures, but a light hitter for his career.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this escobar?

His MILB numbers are solid but they certainly don’t look “can’t miss”. If he’s the top SS prospect then it must not be a great year for SS’s.

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

.298/.353/.409 in AAA is nice but doesn't make me pee in my pants or anything

Maybe it was the Nomar prospect retro that Sickels posted a coupla days ago which has my bar a bit high.

I’d like to have him in our system, but he doesn’t look like a perenial all star by any means.

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not disagreeing by any means

It was just asked about him so I was saying, I don’t think he’s the next Jose Reyes or anything.

by dyoung21 on Apr 12, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Alexi?

hahah i kid. Well at least the royals got some return.

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booooo

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Weak Sauce

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Fack.

Can we lead for one whole inning please?

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

or sad

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit

This better end quickly, I need a snack and I don’t want to get up until this half inning is over.

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha I want dinner

But my parents made meatloaf (which is disgusting) so they said if I didn’t want it I should make my own, microwave pizza will be made shortly lol:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually do too

when I eat it at my friends’ houses. My parents are terrible cooks

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meatloaf is good.

You are weird.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me?

Did you just notice that I’m weird? lol:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meatloaf=Awesome

I think you just planned my menu for tomorrow :)

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy to help?

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dinner in this house is usually pretty good; once we decide on what to make/where to go

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

#losing

Royals answer with their own sac fly

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Good

Snack time

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Can tell I live in the oil patch

Just saw a commercial for drilling fluids

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

I left again and this time I came back and we were losing :(

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

omg

was that Cuddy with another hit?!

by Nixx23 on Apr 12, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Cuddy!

Nice to see you getting some hits again.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he better than

Rondell White yet?

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*Shakes 8 ball*

“Reply hazy, ask again later.”

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

hoping he gives Danny V a good one

I want to see something sent to the seats (No pressure Danny….:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

just a base hit

and I would be very happy!

The beard abides.

by Jason Kubel's Beard on Apr 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what she said

had to say it

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"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol +1

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha... I don't even know your gender

Not that anything would be wrong with that

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My picture is right there!

I’m a girl, if it’s not obvious :S

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, well I am.

But the you know, female Chairman Mauer. Or something.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

His female assistant?

Ms. Chairman Mauer? lol:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Madame Mauer

If the analogy holds up, she’d be a real character!

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue Admiral Ackbar

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

SNACK RALLY!

Get some more!

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

but I don’t want more pizza, all we had was peperoni :/

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a trap!

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Too slow. lol

LUUUUUKKKKEEE!! G’day mate!

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luuuke

Admiral Ackbar should have known you’d bring balance to the force

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice line shot

Good job, mate.

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank

God.

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by WindyCityTwinsFan on Apr 12, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Lexi's chin pubes.

Please no bunts.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

No Lexi

Don’t swing either!

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really

A strikeout was really our best option in this situation…

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But it saves me from yelling at the TV, “Lexi, you fucking idiot, don’t hit into the double-play.”

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

How many arbitration years does he have left before we can sign him to a sweet 2-year deal with a nice, hefty option for 3?

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by WindyCityTwinsFan on Apr 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Span you tool!

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was fun.

Scoring runs is enjoyable. They should probably do it more often, yeah?

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

True that!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well this inning is an improvement.

Of all the weird things, I’m in a hotel ballroom in Shanghai sitting next to a big Nat’s fan who’s watching MLB Live and rubbing it in about Ramos and Livan Hernandez and pretending to sympathize about the Twins and Capps etc. So an inning like this helps a lot.

by sw mn guy on Apr 12, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

1 run... 2 runs... lets hope this continues...

even better if the series is geometric instead of arithmetic!

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HaHa

Math joke

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even better

If the Twins just score a lot and we don’t bring math into this!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Math is fun! :P

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to disagree

I’m good at it but absolutely hate it!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm teasin.

Math is fine except for calculus. Calculus sucks.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't taken it yet.

I’m a year advanced in math though so I’m not 100% sure when I’ll have to take it

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should just quietly remind him

that he cheers for the Washington Nationals. I repeat. The Washington Nationals. Nuff said.

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if we can compete with that?

Does Jimmers still have a glove?

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

JI

JIMMER’S HAMBONED HANDS ARE TOO BIG FOR A BASEBALLIN’
 MITTS.

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by WindyCityTwinsFan on Apr 12, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Washington, first in war, first in peace, last in the National League

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

first in Natinal League

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"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hahah well done.

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was the standard description of the team before it moved to Minnesota

except it was the American League back then

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just getting here... Who noticed the Sanford Health sponsored spot on FSN

Wonder if they paid up for getting the Target Center ad on the broadcasts too

by Anelle on Apr 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

A Joe Mauer HIT!

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

I forgot what that was like!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird

He remembered how to hit today

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

praise... for the jinx?

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"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyyy...

how was I supposed to know he’d screw up baserunning?

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice work Hit Dish...

you did that when I wasn’t looking.

by Nixx23 on Apr 12, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I got really excited

But then I got angry

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon guys, don't make her angry

You really wouldn’t want to see her angry

The only stat that counts is W
A player’s UZR does not necessarily tell you how he actually played just as it does not necessarily tell you what his true talent is. Mitchel Lichtman, creator of UZR

by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummmm

How would you know? Haha I do get scary sometimes though:)

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just guessing that you turn green, grow 7 feet tall and and throw cars around like softballs

I could be wrong

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry,

I’m a 5’ 7" (maybe 8, I stopped caring about my height) white girl, not the Hulk. I am scary when you give me a softball or bat though!)

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

LIDP.... frustrating...

shoulda been runners at the corners

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than GDIP I guess.

I take solace that he made solid contact.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delmon man

you have got to step up and find some consistency. We go through this every year. I know at some point you’ll hit 400 for a month but come on.

by Sportsavenue on Apr 12, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I read that subject in a Jamaican accent

I don’t know why, but it made me giggle:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

that month where he pillages is awesome, but I wish he would spread it out some

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Positivity!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick inning, B-Dunce

Very nice

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

'atta kid B-Dunce.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ballpark report update!

Target Field: beautiful!

Tony Os Cuban Sandwich: Oh man. So good! Thanks fischean!

Twins VS Royals: Fun!

Patrick: Slightly drunk and very happy!

by Patrick42 on Apr 12, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Twins ahead too.

All’s right with the world. Enjoy!

by Bombo Bozonoski on Apr 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuddy with three hits?

That’ll help his average.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

So thats why Cuddy hasn't been hitting!

he has been writing for foxsportsnorth! Now that his article is done, he can hit again

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

writing isn't for sissies

The only stat that counts is W
A player’s UZR does not necessarily tell you how he actually played just as it does not necessarily tell you what his true talent is. Mitchel Lichtman, creator of UZR

by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Writing is fun!

Wait I’m a girl not good example for not being for sissies but I am a tri-sport athlete so not exactly a sissy

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate writting

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you support good writing

by being here

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have to believe

mostly everyone at TT enjoys writing to some degree. It comes with the territory

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay Cuddy!

also Dick, stop saying “squirted.” it’s gross

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Dick and squirted in the same phrase.

You are sick, my dear. :P

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

even worse...

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least he didn't say "fisted"

unlike Chip Caray, and all his talk of “fisting” and people who are “only 20 years old”

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It gets better when

Doug Fister is pitching. It’s almost too much

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baby Hughes?

This is a new one…

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

I call everyone Baby, and sometimes it translates to the internet…don’t mind me

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha that's OK

I don’t think I’ve heard you say that on twitter either so I thought it was a new nickname for him

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Kevin and Nishi!!

on my screen, sorry, I had a moment

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

They are both really cute:)

Nishi is simply adorable and we actually agree about Kevin! Lol, add Joe and Danny and I’d be a very happy girl:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew!!!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

only Hideki Matsui can compete with him

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"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if he's talking

Australian accents are amazing!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes the accent

increases dreaminess factor 72%

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He reminds me

of my volleyball coach’s boyfriend who we harrassed the day he was at our practice when he was visiting from Australia. We got him to say “Charly” It was a very giggley practice

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy Butler is from Florida

I bet he has a sexy southern accent

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Did you not read what I wrote? Banning words, wwgtd. One warning.

:)

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The same works for girls.

Australian girls are quite attractive. ;)

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

only

fangirling works on gamethreads. We actually can talk about the game and players lol:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Only thing I can think of would be a fan he met, not sure if this actually counts though

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke Hughes is from Australia.

I wonder if he has a hot sister. :P

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he's figured out by now that she's his sister

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be born for another 7 years.

She’s a little old for me. :P

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

Stop being so young, everyone

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't born until 14 years later

:P

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I can't help my age!

Blame my parents!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have socks older than you :)

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

Tell me they have benn washed within the last 14+ years…

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry....

socks itch too much if you don’t wash them after 5-6 wearings…

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ewww

Have you guys never heard of laundry?

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do laundry...

… when you can just go buy more clothes?

Perhaps this is why I my closet is full…

by missles on Apr 12, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot the smiley

rerun socks happen by mistake occasionally but its unpleasant. Almost feel like driving home to change

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It can happen by mistake

I’m not fully awake when scrounging for socks.

It depends on the shoes how bad it gets. I have a pair that breathes well and it wouldn’t be so bad. Leather shoes don’t breathe so rerun socks would be awful in those.

Socks are so dirt cheap though. There’s really no excuse for not having twice as many socks as you have other clothes. I’d never “run out” of socks.

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

how much older than the players would you need to be

for you to become a cougar?

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

me personally?

I don’t know. How old do you have to be to be a cougar?

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

just in general

I’m not sure either

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a long way to go

I’m the same age as a lot of the players. I’m 26, don’t really keep it a secret yet. I just feel old compared to a lot of people on here!

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Does it make Twitter awkward? You aren’t old, my parents could be your parents. My dad is 51 and my mom is 48

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's about the age of my parents too!

No it’s not awkward, but you are definitely my youngest follower by a long shot! (But I like our chats about cute baseball players so it’s all good)

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

Those are very fun:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey! I'm 21!

I’m most definitely not a teenager. :P

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's any consolation

The Twins will be starting a series with the bitch sox on my 51st birthday this summer

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that old

I’ll be 26 in a few weeks

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starting to feel like a fossil

around all you antique 20-somethings :)

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No!

This is a place for all ages

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

slightly more recent photo

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

And all the drugs...

I posted the hamburger buns… I refrained from the gold bikini shot… No need to embarrass Ms Fisher (no c).

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously Lukes older sister

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah!

Thanks for the subject line!

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by WindyCityTwinsFan on Apr 12, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if she is mildly attractive.

I have never seen her, or even know if he has a sister.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Us guys have you outnumbered, sorry.

Australian girls are hot. The end. :P

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno about this board... lots of women here lately

That blonde on Chuck though… do all Australians look like that?

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like

that there are other women on here. Hope you don’t mind a little fangirling

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is pretty nice

I like being asble to talk to girls that like baseball like me:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's fine... I have lots of sisters so I'm used to it

If it was just guys here we’d probably just grunt a lot.

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can still grunt if you want to

It would just be interesting to see that typed out

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grunt.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

O please don't...

All my guy friends have done something like that to annoy me

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miranda Kerr, of underwear modeling fame, lends to your theory

And remember Deal or No Deal? Blonde w/ case #3 was Australian, too.

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by WindyCityTwinsFan on Apr 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can agree with that!

My dad is fromere and I’m a citizen too. I’ve been there a lot and I distinctly remember the girls being very cute.

by Patrick42 on Apr 12, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon mate! You are not Cuddy.

Don’t swing at those.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

So, random question.

I picked Hughes up on my fantasy team, but they only list him as a 3B and I needed a new 2B after Nishi went down. What’s the deal with this?

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably since he played 3B last year

he hasn’t gotten enough starts at 2B yet to earn 2B status – I think it’s 5 starts needed in my yahoo league to get status.

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by WindyCityTwinsFan on Apr 12, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's played 2B for two games

Usually the fantasy leagues will let a guy qualify at a position once he’s played enough games there

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez

must be pretty out of options to be picking up Luke

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

Not a lot of great options left. Tried Raburn, but I guess he’s in the doghouse or something, so…

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think on Yahoo he has to play 10 games at a position first

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Escobar doesn't have a grill does he?

please tell me those are braces.

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew!

that would have been unbelievably unacceptable.

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good god.

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

just happend. come on now.

by Nixx23 on Apr 12, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Open you eyes before you throw the ball

dammit

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops.

Don’t do that again, Duens.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Must... resist...

a TWSS joke…

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

If it weren't for bad luck

Duens wouldn’t have any luck at all

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ball hasn't left the infield yet

Its a BABIP disaster… time for some K’s.

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Groan.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked like

it just barely scraped accross his knee

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lazy

Once the team picks up their play on the field, we will pick up our play here :)

Site note: it takes me too long to post pictures, so I’ll just wait for others to “get after it.”

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to go Mijares

Scottie Ulger has your cheesburger in the dugout

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Butler is a righty

you know how Gardy loves his matchups

The beard abides.

by Jason Kubel's Beard on Apr 12, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matchups is the answer

However, it looked like he had some good stuff there. Might wanted to have gone with it? I guess there is a day game tomorrow, too, if he’s needed…

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, deep down, I know it was the matchup.

But your bullpen isn’t that deep and he was looking good…

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

That’s why I added the ‘day game’ thought. Just a guess? I’m sure it was matchups all the way with Gardy. His club is desperate for this win. Too bad desperate usually doesn’t work out…

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you like Drew...

But come on, Mijares?! lol jk :P

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do actually like him!

Not in the same way I like Drew, but I like him in general. I think he’s better than people give him credit for

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know,

I like him because he’s a good player, I was just giving you crap, it’s sort of a reflex of mine, sorry:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile

Oakland ahead of Sox, 5-4 in the 6th.

by Bombo Bozonoski on Apr 12, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew we could count on Tony Pena

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't take any emotions from Butler seriously

with his goatee.

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

GOT HIM!

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome!!!

Capps is my hero

The beard abides.

by Jason Kubel's Beard on Apr 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

PGMC

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Get money get paid Capps

He has been sharp as a razor this year.

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!

This has been an exciting game

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I half expected

Duensing to give Capps a hug. I would have!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I love

watching the guys hug it out! its sort of adorable

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I also really like special handshakes

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen

Morneau and Nishi’s? They do some sort of handshake and then bow to eachother its pretty cute

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes I do

It may or may not have been re-enacted with my roommate in public

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

That is awesome! I have no one to re-enact baseball with:(

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if we ever see eachother

We can do the Justin/Nishi handshake :D

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a plan!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sparing him a No Decision...

Is slightly less of something to celebrate than saving him the win, I suppose.

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

And an ass slap or two doesn’t hurt, either

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never understood

Why guys like slapping eachother’s butts, seems strange to me

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a baseball thing.

The only place it is socially acceptable for one man to intentionally touch another man’s ass.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football does it too, no?

Hockey players certainly don’t go around touching each other’s bums.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except Golf

That might get me kicked off the course

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

I mean, it would be most acceptable, but still awkward…

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slap in your wallet

Hole in one means you buy everyone at the bar drinks

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d still take one, just one, before I die

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d take more, don’t get me wrong, but I’m reasonable and will take what I can get

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, well...good luck with that.

Maybe try mini golf first? Work up from there. :)

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't make me pull up the Pavano and Delmon gif

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew!

I remember that moment

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't...

Do I want to know?

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's referring to

Pavano punching Delmon in the butt after he got a walk off hit or something

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

see here

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

With my game it is the little things

“You didn’t snap hook that one OB! Nice work.” * ass slap *

Yeah… not so much

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

All this Australia talk

Let’s not forget the New Zealanders and their Toothbrush Fence!

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Kiwi's eh?

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no flight of the conchords love here

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, sorry.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best show ever?

Probably not, but still awesome.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like them!

But I don’t know that reference sorry. I know some of their songs. They’re quite funny

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's from the show

one of the things the Australians make fun of them for

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm the hiphopapotamus

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't mix your kiwi's with your kiwi fruit!

Freaks them out when you tell them you are having kiwi for lunch

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who we got for the 8th?

Capps again, or Perkins? I feel like i’m missing someone obvious

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

4-3

Those MUST be in Joe’s Daily 3 lotto numbers by now

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you think that big contract

is messing with his mind? Never seen him like this.

by Bombo Bozonoski on Apr 12, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

busy counting counting his money

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid money man mauer

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he's human...

and we’re spoiled. But man, he’s been beating himself into the ground with the AB’s he’s taking lately. Something’s off.

by Bombo Bozonoski on Apr 12, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got a six game hitting streak.

Batting .318 over the last six games

He’s not “hot” or anything… but he’s still being dragged down by a bad first weeeknd.

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I'm just waiting for clutch.

Not happenin’ when we need him…oh, except for the Opener!

by Bombo Bozonoski on Apr 12, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got the GWRBI in the other win he's played in as well...

I’m disappointed in his first week too… just playing devils advocate… it hasn’t been all bad.

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attaway capper

that was most triumphant!

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to not mess around

Get the go-ahead runs now; then let Nathan come in and close the door

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I won't even be picky

It can be a plain tater; I don’t need it fully loaded. I probably should cut back on my sour cream, bacon and chives intake, anyway…

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuddy!

Have a night, son

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Kubel

Not so much… Still time to make up for it, though

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuddy for MVP

The only stat that counts is W
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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE, Cuddy.

4-for-4. How long before people start complaining again?

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRE C

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"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

right about...

tomorrow?

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

His next GIDP

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or K on a pitch low and away

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuddy's average

up 112 points this game

The beard abides.

by Jason Kubel's Beard on Apr 12, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

I don’t follow stats that closely but that seems like a HUGE jump!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow that's actually awesome

And thanks for doing the math for me and reminding me I have to do homework yet… crap!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

only up to .212

Sample sizes are adding up if a 4-4 game still has you in a hole

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Internet sucks some days

But holy crap I’d die without it

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. Safari crashed.

And the internet in my apartment went out for a good 10 minutes.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that sucks

Wireless at my house sucks so I’m used to it pretty much shorting out and deciding to stop working

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I managed to get myself packed for Vegas

and this game is still tied! I’ll take that as a good sign.

by Nixx23 on Apr 12, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take a walk off,

I have to go to bed at 10 :/

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love it when UMPs have dinner reservations in your hometown

Gotta get to Manny’s before they kitchen closes plus a day game tomorrow!

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm sayin'

It’s getting REAL close to 10PM ;-)

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

My batters are killing me too

My team is near the top in pitching but near last in batting average

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by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think the Twins can win it

in 12 minutes or less? I hope so!!!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna call a Thome homer

now if only Dick and Bert could predict a Casilla homer and we’re good for a walk off

by Sportsavenue on Apr 12, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally ultimate battle!

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

+1

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is just amazing:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make it green!

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

BB BIOTCH!

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Hughes!!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice.

Luuuuuuuuuuuke! Come on, mate!

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He just tried to

obviously for you:)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad,

I was hoping for him to hit it. And unrelated: DON’T CHANGE UGH JERKS!!!! (I have 6 minutes til I’m being forced to go to bed ugh)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nor do I

Debating if I should just take my laptop in my room still on so you guys can tell me what happens. Hopefully Thome doesn’t make me risk getting grounded!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

My parents will know if I stay in the living room, so I’m relying on you guys momentarily

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS JI

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't we all?

I know I do!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's Go Jim Thome!!!!!

Time to end this thing!!!!!!

by LittleLad on Apr 12, 2011 10:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Lets go for

a PB & Jim Jam sandwich!

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Funny stretch, too

When do the rubber bands break?

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

He’s my height, It makes me laugh

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks like dwarf compared to Thome.

What if the Shank was in the KC bullpen?

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

would be awesome

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially with Jim

at the plate

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take it!

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Base hit,

beats other options!

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

What I miss?

Sprinted to my room, took out my contacts, found my glasses and I NEED to know what happened PLEASE!!! :)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks guys!

This is why I will always come here for twins stuff you guys rock

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay...

Base hit, one more base hit

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Advances Valencia to 3rd.

Let’s go Joe money!

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok money man Mauer!

prove yourself!

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG serious?!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got excited

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win it for the hammock Joe!

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"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Apr 12, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Soria hurt?

why in the name of Robby Incmickowski isn’t he in the game?

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Joe

You’d get back in a lot of people’s good graces if you can pull this off

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Extras it is...

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Noooooo!

I’m so disappointed.

by Nixx23 on Apr 12, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This is kind of common for the Royals this year is it not?

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

That ball went NOWHERE.

That was a really good looking swing. I think Joe needs to hit the weight room.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh...

at least it wasn't a groundout

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It's what Minnesotan's do best

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mauer flys out.

There is your 23 million dollars.

by LittleLad on Apr 12, 2011 11:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Darn it

both Span and Mauer made very good contact but no holes out there apparently

by Sportsavenue on Apr 12, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Would also love to see another come-back win for the As over the Sox.

They absolutely implode over at South Side Sox. It’d be funny if not for the hateful speech that fills SSS threads.

by twinpirate326 on Apr 12, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty up on the hill for the top of the 10th

First time facing the team that let him go; this usually goes 1 of 2 ways.

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

O crap,

I’m mscared to read

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

mscared?

Never heard of that word before. :P

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

shush up,

I took off my glasses because theyre way too old to help and I wear -7.5 contacts and I’m blind as a bat

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky,

My laptop is practically touching my face as I type

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Lord, Dusty!

Nice catch :-O

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty

“webgem” Hughes!

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Wshew, Span

Good catch. 2 down.

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

+2

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday undersold the catch...

Said he “lined out softly”…

I hope they post a replay

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He dove off the mound and caught the liner.

I swear he can fly.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday with the replay ALREADY....

Nice dive… and a soft liner… makes sense now

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

bummer, my goal was to get my paper done tonight

definitely not going to happen anymore

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by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

I was going to do homework, so much for that one!

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

My math teacher is a huge Twins fan

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine is a yankee fan

maybe she would give me an extension out of pity

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by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I did was point out how tasteless their Nishioka comments were.

That site is filled with out-and-out ignorance and hate speech. SB Nation can be a real joke sometimes. I get banned as a “troll” for pointing out posts that violate their own site policies? Wow, real cool. At any rate, I don’t need SSS in my life anyway. Thank God Twinkie Town is a vastly superior site filled with fans who actually know and appreciate the game of baseball.

by twinpirate326 on Apr 12, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're here for ya.

So much for SBN standards. It’s ironic that YOU get banned, given some of the things they get by with. But I will admit they are passionate and informed (if sometimes surprisingly thin-skinned) fans.

Post ON twinpirate!

by Bombo Bozonoski on Apr 12, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you were banned for creating multiple user names on SSS

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by U-God on Apr 15, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I had a dollar for every time sports on TV ruined my plans...

Intentionally or otherwise…

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

One pitch?

That would be nice

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap

His windup is even worse—how does he not come apart at the joints?

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh...swing the bat next time, Justin.

I hear it helps to make contact with the ball.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Or Delmn.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well timed haha

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh gall dang it Delmon

He left you one down the middle hit it man

by Sportsavenue on Apr 12, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I know

he’s gonna bite it off one of these times

by mchokozie on Apr 12, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats what my mom says.

Maybe you are old… JK!!! :)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

like I said, its a reflex

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

There we go.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Duck on the pond

Delmon base hit

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no!

1 > 0

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Repko running for Delmon

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Cuddy should clearly go 5 for 5 tonight.

He’s number 5, 5 hits…it’s meant to be.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go!!!

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by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I fell like the worst fan ever

But I really need to get some sleep for this huge test tomorrow so after this inning I have to go. Someone should tell me how many outs

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

K thanks

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just thinking the same thing.

The only good song they’ve played all night.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valencia'sOver by Drake is awesome

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BB

That’ll work.

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

pickoff attempt on 3-0?

Delmon would get shot if he got caught there

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoops...

Then Repko would get shot… my mistake

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes please,

Do it for the children (aka me!)

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by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woooooo!!!!!!!

Thank You Valencia!!!!!!

by LittleLad on Apr 12, 2011 11:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Tejada is all over the place.

Leave the bat on the shoulder at all costs.

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

get some

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by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That wasn't a HOMER!

Screw you TG FIELD!

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by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Would have been a hell of a play

Repko was waiting to tag up for sure

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite Kubes thinking it was gone

the wind and field kept it in only for Francour to drop it facing the wrong way on the warning track I think he caught it then bonked his glove into the wall which jarred it loose

by Sportsavenue on Apr 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

TF stole another HR away there.

I thought it was gone for sure.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stole the HR

But granted a “base hit.” I guess we’ll take it since it allowed for the Danny V RBI

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would have prefered the HR.

More epic and more runs.

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No argument from me

Just happy it “worked out” this time.

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ThAT WAS A JOKE

I think after this year changes are needed again, tweaks and what not this has to be fixed to some degree

Kubel launched one like 500 feet and somehow it almost ended up in Francour’s glove coming straight down and backwards onto the right-field warning track

Nishi to Alexi = Double Play

by SteveHoffmanSlowey on Apr 12, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

or not

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by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh dear.

Wow. Bases loaded, one out. SCORE AND WIN THIS GAME PLEASE.

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by fischean on Apr 12, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

GAHHH!

Crazyness

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by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

actually ortiz still holds that record

back at the metrodome, he crushed one that was stopped by the giant speakers in the ceiling. he had absolutely launched that sucker

"They fought together as brothers-in-arms. They died together and now they sleep side by side. To them we have a solemn obligation." - Admiral Chester A. Nimitz

by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm missing Danny?!

Awwww… Come on Danny!!!!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's ok

Danny was always meant to be the hero. I believe

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I told ya!

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

amen

i need to do homework

"They fought together as brothers-in-arms. They died together and now they sleep side by side. To them we have a solemn obligation." - Admiral Chester A. Nimitz

by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to sleep,

And do homework, and get ready for practice tomorrow

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS a TRAP!

FREE AIRWOLF!

ROHLFING!!!!!

by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Not anymore.

FREE AIRWOLF!

ROHLFING!!!!!

by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeahhhhh

"They fought together as brothers-in-arms. They died together and now they sleep side by side. To them we have a solemn obligation." - Admiral Chester A. Nimitz

by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Game-winner! YES!

Twins Win! Twins Win! Twins Win!

by twinpirate326 on Apr 12, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll do, Danny!!

TWINS WIN! TWINS WIN!

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i love me some danny v

"They fought together as brothers-in-arms. They died together and now they sleep side by side. To them we have a solemn obligation." - Admiral Chester A. Nimitz

by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Winner!

I like it, even if it is only against the Royals.

by Nixx23 on Apr 12, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

TWINS WIN!!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
RT @RonGarde You can Tweet that. Just Tweet it. You don't even have to write it. Just fire it through the Internet.

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Apr 12, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

What did Danny do?

OMG I missed it! I’m all sad! But happpy!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Woohoo!!!

Night everybody!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Apr 12, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Line drive base hit to right center

Didn’t need to be much with the OF playing in; wouldn’t have mattered even at normal depth still a hit

Being from Minnesota, it would be rude to put something clever here.

by redheadzeb on Apr 12, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy just got a game winning hit, don't hurt him

The only stat that counts is W
A player’s UZR does not necessarily tell you how he actually played just as it does not necessarily tell you what his true talent is. Mitchel Lichtman, creator of UZR

by wayback on Apr 12, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

After criticism

they only do that behind closed doors now

"Brian Cardinal left Purdue being the only Boilermaker to receive both the "Mr. Hustle" Award and the "Courage" Award four years in a row"

by B.C. 4 MVP on Apr 12, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

time to start our first winning streak

"They fought together as brothers-in-arms. They died together and now they sleep side by side. To them we have a solemn obligation." - Admiral Chester A. Nimitz

by hawkeyeforever on Apr 12, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

"L10" is 4-6

Not good… but we usually don’t panic if we see that in that column in midseason either

by DavidRF on Apr 12, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Well 3-6, 4-6 normally wouldn't have me worried.

But the offense has been piss poor this year. Nice to see some offense tonight, even if it is a ton of singles.

FREE AIRWOLF!

ROHLFING!!!!!

by d-mac on Apr 12, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEATH TO THE TSARIST IMPERIALISTS!!!!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
RT @RonGarde You can Tweet that. Just Tweet it. You don't even have to write it. Just fire it through the Internet.

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Apr 12, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Next time you are in Target Field, and you are up in section 334, right in front of the stairs, the fencing has a dent in it. That dent was made from my ass when me and my buddy were celebrating Danny V’s walk off single.

by Brady Eyestone on Apr 13, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

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