Viva la revolution!  This could be the spark that turns the tide.  I've been waiting with baited breath, and now my answer has come:  The Twins now have THREE catchers on the 40 Man Roster who can't hit, but at least have fun names to work with in game threads.  But here's the real question:  Is Rene Tosoni French or Italian?  And is Rene Rivera French or Spanish?  Something to stew on this off-day.

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