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Gardy Party Hearty

Ron Gardenhire and Ron Swanson were separated at birth.
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(Click the image if it isn't running. I edited the entire animated GIF with Gardy's face.)

How awesome is Ron Swanson? Gardy needs a Pyramid of Greatness such as the great Ron Swanson. Delmon has Stillness covered. Pav's has the Facial Hair. Capps and Mijares take care of Buffets. Intensity and teamwork are covered by the Red Wings. Wood working is covered by cutting down the trees in the batter's eye. Yep I'd say the Twins are the Pyramid of Greatness.

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