Caption Contest: The Funnier, the Better
by Jesse on Jun 19, 2011 9:00 PM EDT
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I wanted to post my first article in a series examining the 500 HR club tonight, but life has gotten in the way. In lieu of that, which will be gotten to later this week, I present you with a little bit of Sunday night entertainment: a caption contest.
Tonight's contest has no prize. Unless you consider being funny and making your fellow community members chuckle, and perhaps hit the much-desired "Rec" button, a prize. Hast thou the stones?
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Twins Delmon Young Attacked by Zombies
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jun 19, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
"NO! RUN TO FIRST BASE AFTER YOU GET A HIT! OTHER WAY! OTHER WAY!"
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jun 19, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Stop Running So fast!
You’ll get bilateral leg weakness!
Ponder to Harvin for 6!
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Jun 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
So I put my hands up they're playin' my song.
The butterflies fly away
I’m noddin my head like “yeah”
Movin my hips like “yeah”
ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: "You’d come back in a week and see that they seriously just knit a pair of wings out of yarn and tied them to a 1987 chevrolet celebrity, they’re just standing in front of it and smiling at you like they’re real f***ing proud of it - miracle whip just smeared all over the windshield for no reason"
Not to be outdone by the bullpen,
Tolbert decides to meet Delmon at home with a football tackle, but Delmon was so slow that Matt began lunging towards the plate too soon.
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher
(and yes I know nothing about football so this might sound stupid...)
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher
by twinsgirl197 on Jun 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"Look Delmon! I'm a raccoon! RAWR!"
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jun 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
winner!
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have"
Thomas Jefferson
by RileysCannibalJct on Jun 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
"Look Delmon! I'm a Tol-BEAR! RAWR!
Hey in case you haven't noticed the Twins have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
by Go Twins! on Jun 20, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Hurry, Delmon! Our postgame bookclub is going to discuss Proust tonight!"
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jun 19, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Delmon!
you stepped in the Hibachi! YOUR FEET ARE ON FIRE!
by archie2227 on Jun 19, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
"And I caught a fish THIS big!!!"
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jun 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
BUTTERS GOT A HIT!
ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: "You’d come back in a week and see that they seriously just knit a pair of wings out of yarn and tied them to a 1987 chevrolet celebrity, they’re just standing in front of it and smiling at you like they’re real f***ing proud of it - miracle whip just smeared all over the windshield for no reason"
"They said I could never be as good as Nick Punto, but I'll show them and OH MY GOD DELMON IS RUNNING RIGHT AT ME!"
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jun 19, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"DELMON! YOU RUN FUNNY!"
ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: "You’d come back in a week and see that they seriously just knit a pair of wings out of yarn and tied them to a 1987 chevrolet celebrity, they’re just standing in front of it and smiling at you like they’re real f***ing proud of it - miracle whip just smeared all over the windshield for no reason"
Listen to me, Delmon. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people!
The only stat that counts is W
by wayback on Jun 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
And at the end, you find out it's his sled, Delmon! He was talking about his sled!
(not going to spoil this all the way if you don’t get the reference)
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jun 19, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
Delmon! Delmon! I heard Ricky Rubio is coming!
Now we’re title contenders for sure!
PROTIP: Getting batters out with a lead is the most effective way to win games
Delmon, Seriously? How can the government not compromise on a budget if we just found a way to win that game?
ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: "You’d come back in a week and see that they seriously just knit a pair of wings out of yarn and tied them to a 1987 chevrolet celebrity, they’re just standing in front of it and smiling at you like they’re real f***ing proud of it - miracle whip just smeared all over the windshield for no reason"
Do you think Reusse might like us now?
ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: "You’d come back in a week and see that they seriously just knit a pair of wings out of yarn and tied them to a 1987 chevrolet celebrity, they’re just standing in front of it and smiling at you like they’re real f***ing proud of it - miracle whip just smeared all over the windshield for no reason"
by Go Twins! on Jun 19, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The bucket of chicken worked!
Hey you remind me of Pedro Cerrano a little Delmon
Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
– Pedro Cerrano in Major League
"delmon! calm down bud!!! benny didn't mean it when he said he could cover right field for you so you have time to make it to breakfast lunch and dinner at old country buffet while dh'ing... he's not buying it!!! RUN BEN RUN!!!!"
by semi-informed twins fan on Jun 19, 2011 10:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Let's see some green, people!
I’ve done my part – have YOU?
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jun 19, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
I love these posts!
I hope we have more of them!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jun 20, 2011 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
NOW it is ovah
“Tiptoe on down here, big fella!”
by AM. on Jun 20, 2011 7:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Delmon!
“It’s ok to fart while your scoring the winning run!!”
by AM. on Jun 20, 2011 7:38 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
“Delmon, no! Alexi is NOT food! Alexi is NOT FOOD!”
by Jesse on Jun 20, 2011 7:41 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Delmon!!
Turn around, he hit the ball past you!!!!
MPR, Lefsa, Grumpier Old Men and Joe Mauer! Top that.
by By Allen's Mullet on Jun 20, 2011 8:31 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Delmon! For the love of God, zip up your fly!!!
You’re scaring Ben!!!
by Danny Valencia's Pubes on Jun 20, 2011 9:24 AM EDT reply actions
"Delmon! Stop! Ben was just kidding when he said you run like you have a broomstick up your butt!"
And then he says under his breath: “Not that you’d catch him, since you run like you have a broomstick up your butt.”
by jjohn24680 on Jun 20, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not only are we going to San Francisco … we’re going to Milwaukee and then come home to the Dodgers and the Brewers and the Rays and we’re going to Chicago and then home to the Royals and and Indians and Tigers … and then to the Rangers and A’s and Angels … and then we’re going to win the AL Central!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh!"
So Tolbert is hyped up on caffeine?
Because that’s how I interperet this lol :)
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher
by twinsgirl197 on Jun 20, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Howard Dean reference
Hey in case you haven't noticed the Twins have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
It was funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5FzCeV0ZFc
Skip to about 1:00
by spanspanspan on Jun 20, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha now I get why I didn't get the reference...
I don’t pay attention to politics
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher
by twinsgirl197 on Jun 20, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And, lets be honest here.
How old were you when that happened? That was 7 years ago, making you 7 years old. Yeah. Half a life time, for you!
Delmon, get your hands out of your armpits … DELMON! GET YOUR HANDS DOWN: DOWN! The Chicken Wing Arm Flap is NOT helping your image with the fan base!!
LOUD NOISES!!!!
"...and we'll see ya tomorrow night!" - Jack Buck, Game 6, 1991 World Series
by WindyCityTwinsFan on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
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