"No, Delmon! No! You can't go in there, man! You don't wanna see it...there aren't any cupcakes left!"
I wanted to post my first article in a series examining the 500 HR club tonight, but life has gotten in the way. In lieu of that, which will be gotten to later this week, I present you with a little bit of Sunday night entertainment: a caption contest.
Tonight's contest has no prize. Unless you consider being funny and making your fellow community members chuckle, and perhaps hit the much-desired "Rec" button, a prize. Hast thou the stones?