Ben Revere's Day
Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the mid-day game of Ben Revere,
The series was even in Cleveland Town,
In this 61st game for the Twins this year.
Masterson pitched as we entered the third,
The score tied at 0; no drumming was heard,
Luke Hughes singled, and took second base,
But to hope for a run seemed a little absurd.
But up came Revere with 2 outs in the inning,
It wouldn’t surprise you to know he was grinning,
A single to center and Hughes crossed the plate,
Now the score was 1-0 and the Twins were winning.
Carl Pavano was our pitcher that day,
Through 5 innings straight he kept Cleveland at bay,
But one lonely run seemed a very slim lead,
There was too much baseball yet to play.
So the top of the 6th, Revere singled again,
Next he stole second, went to third, and then…
Justin Morneau hit a double to right,
And scoring once more (You guessed it) Ben!
Now Carl came in with us leading by 2,
Grady Sizemore homered as he likes to do,
Though the Twins still led by 2 runs to 1,
That ain’t much with our shaky bullpen crew!
But lo, and behold, no more runs score,
Carl pitched 7, and Mijares one more,
Then Capps came in for a 9th inning close,
We all hoped he would swiftly slam the door.
One batter out, then 2…almost done,
But Capps served one up – Jack Hannahan home run!
His 5th blown save, and the score was tied at 2,
I don’t know about you, but that wasn’t fun!
The top of the 10th, and what did we see?
A Drew Butera double to Michael Brantley,
Then it was up to Ben, and he singled him in,
And the Twins lead the game with a run count of 3!
And then it was up to Phil Dumatrait,
To finish the game and put Cleveland away,
Which he did and earned his first ever save.
And the drum was silenced on Ben Revere’s Day!
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Holy crap.
This was awesome!!! I loved it! Rec’d!
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher
Fantastic.
I hope Ben Revere gets a chance to read this . . . because it’s one for the scrapbook (if Ben Revere keeps a scrapbook).
by Danny Valencia's Pubes on Jun 9, 2011 8:59 AM EDT reply actions
Good effort
Any poem about Paul Revere should include the couplet
“I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat”
Revisionist
Sarah Palin is pretty sure he rang bells to warn the British Indians that we’re here and we have bats.
by ColossusOfRhode on Jun 9, 2011 10:07 AM EDT reply actions
Good lord...
So much talent, and so much extra time…
Nice tight quatrains, or whatever they’re called. Rhythm’s a little loose, but the rhymes are tight. Iambic pentameter, decent couplets. Good doggerel!
I wonder if the Twins could wear three-cornered hats for throwback uniforms…
The way some of these young guys
are playing maybe Cuddyer and Justin should go on the DL and bring up Benson and Parmelee to go with Revere.
Ben Revere's Day

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
by Yabbs on Jun 9, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Probably going to rec this every time.
WordUpThome: OUR COMPTROLLER OF SECOND BASE AFFAIRS HAS BEEN HIT IN THE SHINJO BY A METEOR
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He has a huge head compared to his body.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jun 9, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He let everyone know by just ringing those bells
and hitting those warning shots, letting everyone know they weren’t going to take our bats, and letting everyone know we were gonna be free.
ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: "You’d come back in a week and see that they seriously just knit a pair of wings out of yarn and tied them to a 1987 chevrolet celebrity, they’re just standing in front of it and smiling at you like they’re real f***ing proud of it - miracle whip just smeared all over the windshield for no reason"
by Go Twins! on Jun 10, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Holy Crap that was epic
An epic poem of epic epicness.
Great job you poet you
or poetest?
Glen Perkins is throwing 97 MPH in 2011 !!! ~Currently on the DL~
Big fan of Juerys Familia and his repitoire
by SteveHoffmanSlowey on Jun 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions

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