"Hey, Andy, you seen any of those Harry Potter magic movies?"

"Yeah, some."

"What's the deal with ‘em? Wife called and said there were a buncha kids in wizard costumes waiting in line at the theater last night."

"Ain't that somethin'?"

"I don't get it. I tried watching one of ‘em back at the hotel on a road trip one time, and it didn't do a thing for me. Just some British kid yelling ‘Experience a boner' or something and waving a stick around."

"Didn't Lew Ford do that awhile back?"

"No, no, but I remember what you're talking about. He was into that Dungeons and Darkness game. Kept saying he was a Level 6 Mage and wearing robes around the locker room."

"Oh yeah. Thought Torii was gonna kill him."

"Crazy world, Andy."

"Isn't it?"

"You catch any movies over the break?"

"Nah, just hung out at home. You?"

"Took the fam to see that Transformers movie."

"The one with the space robots?"

"Yep. Total dogcrap."

"I suppose."