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ANGRY FAN IS ANGRY ABOUT MAUER!!!

Last night Mauer went 3-4 but NO HRS!!!! SINGLES POWER MAUER RRAAAAUUUGH!!!

THEN I was driving and I SAW MAUER'S OVERPAID FACE on a billboard AND I WAS PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING!!ARIUSDHAUHG! PAY MY TICKET MAUER I WOULD NOT HAVE IT IF YOU WERE NOT TAKING OUR MONEY AND MAKING US WORSE!!! AAASGDDGFG!

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TALL DARK AND LAZY NOT WHOLESOME HGUJBHSVBF!!!

THEN money man was at the plate in the 5th with 2 runners on and I said TIME to show why you are paid 23 MILLION Mauer!!! And he HIT A GROUNDER THAT WENT THROUGH PRINCE FIELDER'S LEGS! AARIAHGUSFJ!!! NOT A HOME RUN!!! NUFSADHGUH!!!

THEN I couldn't take it anymore and I went outside and IT WAS RAINING AND I GOT WET GOIHWYEGF!!! I would NOT have been outside if I wasn't mad that MAUER IS PAID 23 MILLION!! EDHSUibfb!!! MAN UP BILATERAL LEG WEAKNESS UUHDDFGGGGGGG!!!

THEN Jesse said we should not attack JOE because he has NOT BEEN AT BAT ENOUGH!!! THAT's OPINION, NOT NEWS!!! AAARHRHG!!!

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ANGRY FAN IS ANGRY!!!