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I know most of you don't need to hear this said, but I need to drop schtick and be serious for just one moment!

Star-divide

I understand it can be fun to stir the pot, and I also understand that it is all well and good to enjoy a rivalry with divisional opponents.  

THAT SAID, please please please!  Do not go into other teams' boards to take cheap shots after we beat them.  It is cheap and classless, to be blunt.    If you must engage other teams' fans, do so intelligently.  And by that I mean something more well thought out than "WE BEAT YOU YOU GUYS SUCK".

SSS in particular can be a fun place to visit.  But again, if you're just there to take cheap shots at their faithful, please just turn around.

Imagine every time we play the AL East fans came to our board to revel in our losses.   I can tell you right now that would quickly grow more irritating than local fans tirelessly complaining about one player.

Poll
When is it okay to taunt opposing teams' boards?
Never.
41 votes
When the Twins beat the Yankees in the playoffs.
88 votes
When you're angry Joe Mauer makes $23,000,000
11 votes
If your model train set's transformer burns out.
24 votes

164 votes | Poll has closed

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I actually just came from SSS

They are seriously in a depressed mood right now. Given that we are 5-0 against the White Sox this season, I can understand that, but the Sox are playing horrible baseball right now and major changes need to be made.

I'm a proud fan of the Minnesota Twins and Dallas Cowboys!
"Life is precious and time is a key element. Let’s make every moment count and help those who have a greater need than our own." – Harmon Killebrew

by Jessy S on Jul 8, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

No assholes, please.

by Jesse on Jul 8, 2011 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed x2.

SSS leaves us well enough alone, lets show the same class.

by Panthers FTW on Jul 8, 2011 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed x3

We as fans collectively are thought of just a little more poorly everytime a member of the fanbase does something like that.

by JAB2010 on Jul 8, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

In Jessy's honor

I will volunteer my old post “All the Way Back” to be retired instead.

I also vote a definite “No” to trolling anywhere.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. — Yogi Berra

by Twnzfan on Jul 9, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

But on topic

I agree, don’t troll SSS or anywhere else for that matter

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 8, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

So does this include posting an anti-Mauer rants over at SSS in order to bring the author's fight over there?

Since you brought that up in your poll using the feigned ignorance version of irony.

And do SSSers respond to your comments now with, “Thanks for your insight,” or is it still more “Go back to Hell?” Just asking.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 9, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I am trying to do the right thing here

And you simply point out my faults. Fuck off already.

I hate Mauer, deal with it. I could even be considered a “troll” by some who consider it inappropriate to proudly voice an opinion that clashes with the majority.

However, the real “troll” is somebody who feels he has something to prove, and takes every opportunity to take a shot at somebody he doesn’t like. Also you clearly didn’t figure out what I was trying to do on my last stint at SSS you refer to. I won’t bother trying to explain it.

Seriously, though. I try to post something rational instead of my admittedly slightly irrational anti-Mauer vitriol and you still go after me. What the fuck?

bobpuller lives.

by bobpuller on Jul 9, 2011 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

You hate Mauer?

Really?
his contract or his production?

by clutterheart on Jul 9, 2011 8:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

where've you been?

Its not just the contract and production. He thinks Mauer is arrogant and a jerk.

by DavidRF on Jul 9, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weird

I dislike the rush to defend Mauer around here but he is a great player and to deny that is strange.

by clutterheart on Jul 9, 2011 12:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, he even said he would prefer Butera, seriously.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 9, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not because Butera doesn't suck

He does. But with the Mauer savings you could buy a whole bullpen.

bobpuller lives.

by bobpuller on Jul 9, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And not have a major league catcher in the organization? No thanks.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 9, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just Ramos

And Rauch. Morales is a decent third catcher and bench player. But he doesn’t have the defense to play as often as they need a primary back-up.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 9, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can sort of make a case for keeping Ramos and letting Mauer walk

and the thing is it would be a $30M swing instead of $23M because we’re pointlessly paying Capps $7M I think. Then again, you could make an even better case for keeping Ramos and Mauer and never getting Capps in the first place, and spending that $7 M on a couple sweet arms and having Mauer and Ramos both in the organization.

The thing is that $23 M that you save on letting Mauer walk isn’t going to instantly convert into wins. You have to invest it wisely, and that’s a difficult thing to do when you’re converting that salary into actual human beings who get hurt or have contract years or don’t live up to what someone thinks they see in them.

So, I mean, yeah would I trade Joe Mauer for a best case scenario $23 million dollar spending spree where every free agent I bought had a career season and won Minnesota the World Series? Well, maybe I would. Would I choose to be Tom Seleck’s character in Mr. Baseball if I could be anyone I wanted. Maybe. Actually, it might be pretty lame.

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

by natetheskate on Jul 10, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mauer + Ramos - Capps

They could have kept Crain if they hadn’t acquired Capps

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 10, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 yrs of Crain

for 13? in a heartbeat over 1 yr of Capps for 7

by archie2227 on Jul 11, 2011 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Simmer down.

You made a fanpost, I asked a question, that’s how it works.

Troll: In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

No one cares that you hate Mauer, others have questioned his contract without being obnoxious about it.

I clearly did understand what your post on SSS was really about. You virtually admit it was an attempt at trolling in your poll.

When is it okay to taunt opposing teams’ boards?
When you’re angry Joe Mauer makes $23,000,000
And most of your fanpost was about Mauer. Why would you include it as an example of trolling other sites if that wasn’t the case? Makes me wonder why the guy who spends a lot of time trolling on SSS is telling others not to troll, that’s all.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 9, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's turning his life around.

New leaf, new chapter, that kind of thing. Like Starscream, he’s changing sides?

by Jesse on Jul 9, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

more than meets the eye

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

by natetheskate on Jul 9, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I kept hoping johnny safron and all his aliases would turn over a new leaf

It never happened. Hoping a troll will change is just a rationalization to keep feeding him.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 9, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he gave up

I can’t say I’m sorry he doesn’t come around here anymore. He was the very definition of a troll.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 9, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't trolling SSS per se.

I was trolling natetheskate for trolling SSS, albeit he was somewhat entertaining while doing so.

bobpuller lives.

by bobpuller on Jul 9, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worse.

Seeing comments of this nature, on this site, in which I don’t expect to see garbage on is much worse than anything posted to a division rival website.

Then again, I don’t know a reason I’d visit a division rivals website. Twinkie Town and the Twins revival has kept me plenty occupied.

by Joshua P on Jul 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is... unexpected.

Thank… you?

"If you are looking for a good and quick treat, mosey on over to Hardees or KFC." -Jessy S

by Uribe Down on Jul 9, 2011 2:05 AM EDT reply actions  

bobpuller

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Jul 9, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Biggest troll?

That’s hyperbole if I have ever seen it.

Besides, provoking thought for those of your own fanbase is better than harassing the base of your rival team.

bobpuller lives.

by bobpuller on Jul 10, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shouldn't find this so funny

but I can’t stop laughing about that picture

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Jul 10, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's you, isn't it?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 11, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

no...

but it looks kind of like my cousin… not even kidding

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher

by twinsgirl197 on Jul 11, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA!

Good one!

...formerly known as 33MorneauMVP

by BCTwins on Jul 10, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That made me LOL

Mainly because I hate cats.

bobpuller lives.

by bobpuller on Jul 11, 2011 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

The difference between cats and dogs

Is, if you die at home, the dog will wait a day or so before it starts eating you. The cat? Four hours, tops.

Steve Goodman lives.

by twinsbrewer on Jul 11, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't hate singles hitters.

As long as they receive a payday commensurate with their abilities. If you blow the payroll paying him like a 5 tool player, then I have issues. :P

"bobpuller" – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.

by bobpuller on Jul 19, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy

(It’s sad because it’s true)

by John_Locke on Jul 11, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have the Sox ever beaten the Yankees in the playoffs?

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 11, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

The White Sox have won 5 postseason series. 1906 WS (Cubs). 1917 WS (Giants). 2005 ALDS (Red Sox), 2005 ALCS (Angels) and 2005 WS (Astros).

by DavidRF on Jul 11, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never played them.

We’ve beaten the NY Giants, but never played the Yankees.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 11, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right

You seem to specialize in losing to such juggernauts such as the Rays, Mariners, Blue Jays and Orioles.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 11, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh for god's sake. his original comment was both true AND funny.

lighten up Francis

THIS MORNING I POURED MY CEREAL BUT IZ OUT OF MILKS!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! - natetheskate

by montanatwinsfan on Jul 11, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was intended in a light-hearted way

I was expecting something like Zing!

You see, when SSS people come here, we’re supposed to treat them with open hostility. Just playing the part.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 11, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

zing (at me)

damn internets, very hard to get context.

thats why sarcasm font was invented YAY!

THIS MORNING I POURED MY CEREAL BUT IZ OUT OF MILKS!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! - natetheskate

by montanatwinsfan on Jul 12, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zing!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 11, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the spirit

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 11, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 11, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 11, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

You troll at SSS all the time.

Am I missing something here? :\

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by fischean on Jul 11, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only logic and reason, duh.

by MNWildcat on Jul 11, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you made the SSS meme glossary

9. “bobpuller” – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 15, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's actually not true

not at all

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

by natetheskate on Jul 18, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it wasn't true

people like you and I would not post on SSS.

"bobpuller" – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.

by bobpuller on Jul 18, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

It sometimes works, for rock stars and similar characters. But by and large, bad publicity harms its subjects. Just ask Mr. Wiener.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 18, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

just don't ask Mr. Wiener by texting him

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 18, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any publicity is good publicity.

Of course it is. Just ask all of those millions of Mel Gibson fans, or Lindsay Lohan’s agent, or give Casey Anthony a call and ask her. Fred Smoot wants to hire you as his PR man, and both Barry Bonds and Latrell Sprewell are still wondering why all of their talent still can’t feed their families? Any advice for them bob?

THIS MORNING I POURED MY CEREAL BUT IZ OUT OF MILKS!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! - natetheskate

by montanatwinsfan on Jul 18, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's totally Johnny Saffron

he’s a communications professional in real life but on the internets he lets it all hang out.

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

by natetheskate on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

My name isn't bob.

It’s bobpuller. Get it right :P

"bobpuller" – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.

by bobpuller on Jul 19, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

what do you think of the 1965 twins?

How old were you then?

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

by natetheskate on Jul 19, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was negative 12.

"bobpuller" – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.

by bobpuller on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you must have read about them though

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

by natetheskate on Jul 19, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be Firpo Marberry

Or Cool of the Evening.

Oh, wait, same guy.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 19, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

really same guy?

are you sure? Firpo and Saffron were the same guy we know, but are you sure both of them are Thielman? Cuz Thielman used to lurk around here but used his own name occassionally so I suspect they arent’t the same.

THIS MORNING I POURED MY CEREAL BUT IZ OUT OF MILKS!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! - natetheskate

by montanatwinsfan on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

He had two accounts.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jul 19, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, we are cutters, unlike those who just cause pain to others around them who are called...

wait for it…

..
wait.
..
.
.
Yankee Fans!!

"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU

by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 12, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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