Friendly reminder
I know most of you don't need to hear this said, but I need to drop schtick and be serious for just one moment!
THAT SAID, please please please! Do not go into other teams' boards to take cheap shots after we beat them. It is cheap and classless, to be blunt. If you must engage other teams' fans, do so intelligently. And by that I mean something more well thought out than "WE BEAT YOU YOU GUYS SUCK".
SSS in particular can be a fun place to visit. But again, if you're just there to take cheap shots at their faithful, please just turn around.
Imagine every time we play the AL East fans came to our board to revel in our losses. I can tell you right now that would quickly grow more irritating than local fans tirelessly complaining about one player.
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I actually just came from SSS
They are seriously in a depressed mood right now. Given that we are 5-0 against the White Sox this season, I can understand that, but the Sox are playing horrible baseball right now and major changes need to be made.
I'm a proud fan of the Minnesota Twins and Dallas Cowboys!
"Life is precious and time is a key element. Let’s make every moment count and help those who have a greater need than our own." – Harmon Killebrew
Agreed x3
We as fans collectively are thought of just a little more poorly everytime a member of the fanbase does something like that.
Aw, this knocked Jessy S's awesome fanpost off the recommended fanposts list
Good night, sweet prince!
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 8, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
In Jessy's honor
I will volunteer my old post “All the Way Back” to be retired instead.
I also vote a definite “No” to trolling anywhere.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. — Yogi Berra
But on topic
I agree, don’t troll SSS or anywhere else for that matter
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 8, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions
So does this include posting an anti-Mauer rants over at SSS in order to bring the author's fight over there?
Since you brought that up in your poll using the feigned ignorance version of irony.
And do SSSers respond to your comments now with, “Thanks for your insight,” or is it still more “Go back to Hell?” Just asking.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 9, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
I am trying to do the right thing here
And you simply point out my faults. Fuck off already.
I hate Mauer, deal with it. I could even be considered a “troll” by some who consider it inappropriate to proudly voice an opinion that clashes with the majority.
However, the real “troll” is somebody who feels he has something to prove, and takes every opportunity to take a shot at somebody he doesn’t like. Also you clearly didn’t figure out what I was trying to do on my last stint at SSS you refer to. I won’t bother trying to explain it.
Seriously, though. I try to post something rational instead of my admittedly slightly irrational anti-Mauer vitriol and you still go after me. What the fuck?
bobpuller lives.
by bobpuller on Jul 9, 2011 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You hate Mauer?
Really?
his contract or his production?
by clutterheart on Jul 9, 2011 8:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
where've you been?
Its not just the contract and production. He thinks Mauer is arrogant and a jerk.
Weird
I dislike the rush to defend Mauer around here but he is a great player and to deny that is strange.
by clutterheart on Jul 9, 2011 12:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, he even said he would prefer Butera, seriously.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
Not because Butera doesn't suck
He does. But with the Mauer savings you could buy a whole bullpen.
bobpuller lives.
And not have a major league catcher in the organization? No thanks.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
Just Ramos
And Rauch. Morales is a decent third catcher and bench player. But he doesn’t have the defense to play as often as they need a primary back-up.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
You can sort of make a case for keeping Ramos and letting Mauer walk
and the thing is it would be a $30M swing instead of $23M because we’re pointlessly paying Capps $7M I think. Then again, you could make an even better case for keeping Ramos and Mauer and never getting Capps in the first place, and spending that $7 M on a couple sweet arms and having Mauer and Ramos both in the organization.
The thing is that $23 M that you save on letting Mauer walk isn’t going to instantly convert into wins. You have to invest it wisely, and that’s a difficult thing to do when you’re converting that salary into actual human beings who get hurt or have contract years or don’t live up to what someone thinks they see in them.
So, I mean, yeah would I trade Joe Mauer for a best case scenario $23 million dollar spending spree where every free agent I bought had a career season and won Minnesota the World Series? Well, maybe I would. Would I choose to be Tom Seleck’s character in Mr. Baseball if I could be anyone I wanted. Maybe. Actually, it might be pretty lame.
Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
by natetheskate on Jul 10, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Mauer + Ramos - Capps
They could have kept Crain if they hadn’t acquired Capps
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
3 yrs of Crain
for 13? in a heartbeat over 1 yr of Capps for 7
Simmer down.
You made a fanpost, I asked a question, that’s how it works.
Troll: In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
No one cares that you hate Mauer, others have questioned his contract without being obnoxious about it.
I clearly did understand what your post on SSS was really about. You virtually admit it was an attempt at trolling in your poll.
When is it okay to taunt opposing teams’ boards?And most of your fanpost was about Mauer. Why would you include it as an example of trolling other sites if that wasn’t the case? Makes me wonder why the guy who spends a lot of time trolling on SSS is telling others not to troll, that’s all.
When you’re angry Joe Mauer makes $23,000,000
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 9, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he's turning his life around.
New leaf, new chapter, that kind of thing. Like Starscream, he’s changing sides?
by Jesse on Jul 9, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
more than meets the eye

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
by natetheskate on Jul 9, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I kept hoping johnny safron and all his aliases would turn over a new leaf
It never happened. Hoping a troll will change is just a rationalization to keep feeding him.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
Yeah, he gave up
I can’t say I’m sorry he doesn’t come around here anymore. He was the very definition of a troll.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
I wasn't trolling SSS per se.
I was trolling natetheskate for trolling SSS, albeit he was somewhat entertaining while doing so.
bobpuller lives.
Worse.
Seeing comments of this nature, on this site, in which I don’t expect to see garbage on is much worse than anything posted to a division rival website.
Then again, I don’t know a reason I’d visit a division rivals website. Twinkie Town and the Twins revival has kept me plenty occupied.
This is... unexpected.
Thank… you?
"If you are looking for a good and quick treat, mosey on over to Hardees or KFC." -Jessy S
bobpuller
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Jul 9, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
As the biggest troll on this board, let me give all of you nontrolls advice on how not to be a troll
very funny
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Jul 9, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Biggest troll?
That’s hyperbole if I have ever seen it.
Besides, provoking thought for those of your own fanbase is better than harassing the base of your rival team.
bobpuller lives.
this girl isn't "harassing" the cat, she's just "provoking its thoughts"

In other words, the girl is you and cat is twinkietown.
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 10, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I shouldn't find this so funny
but I can’t stop laughing about that picture
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher
by twinsgirl197 on Jul 10, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That's you, isn't it?
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 11, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
no...
but it looks kind of like my cousin… not even kidding
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem—once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." -Al Gallagher
by twinsgirl197 on Jul 11, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
The difference between cats and dogs
Is, if you die at home, the dog will wait a day or so before it starts eating you. The cat? Four hours, tops.
Steve Goodman lives.
by twinsbrewer on Jul 11, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't hate singles hitters.
As long as they receive a payday commensurate with their abilities. If you blow the payroll paying him like a 5 tool player, then I have issues. :P
"bobpuller" – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.
The first and second choices are the same.
I can’t pick them both.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 11, 2011 10:32 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Have the Sox ever beaten the Yankees in the playoffs?
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
No
The White Sox have won 5 postseason series. 1906 WS (Cubs). 1917 WS (Giants). 2005 ALDS (Red Sox), 2005 ALCS (Angels) and 2005 WS (Astros).
Never played them.
We’ve beaten the NY Giants, but never played the Yankees.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 11, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Right
You seem to specialize in losing to such juggernauts such as the Rays, Mariners, Blue Jays and Orioles.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
oh for god's sake. his original comment was both true AND funny.
lighten up Francis
THIS MORNING I POURED MY CEREAL BUT IZ OUT OF MILKS!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! - natetheskate
by montanatwinsfan on Jul 11, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It was intended in a light-hearted way
I was expecting something like Zing!
You see, when SSS people come here, we’re supposed to treat them with open hostility. Just playing the part.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
by cmathewson on Jul 11, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DOWN WITH WHITE SOCKS!!1!

SDGFSFDSGFDS!!!!
by DavidRF on Jul 11, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
zing (at me)
damn internets, very hard to get context.
thats why sarcasm font was invented YAY!
THIS MORNING I POURED MY CEREAL BUT IZ OUT OF MILKS!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! - natetheskate
by montanatwinsfan on Jul 12, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Zing!
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 11, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the spirit
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
I enjoy reading SSS when the Twins beat the Sox
but I wouldn’t post anything… that would be mean and not as funny as the self inflicted pain they give themselves.
Don't call it a come back! We've been winning for years!
by caluofmn on Jul 11, 2011 10:38 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
This is true.
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 11, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
...
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"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"God grab your neck but never choke" -Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jul 11, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
You troll at SSS all the time.
Am I missing something here? :\
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you made the SSS meme glossary
9. “bobpuller” – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 15, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's actually not true
not at all
Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
by natetheskate on Jul 18, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
If it wasn't true
people like you and I would not post on SSS.
"bobpuller" – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.
Huh?
It sometimes works, for rock stars and similar characters. But by and large, bad publicity harms its subjects. Just ask Mr. Wiener.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
just don't ask Mr. Wiener by texting him
"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"METEOR" - JIM THOME
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 18, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Any publicity is good publicity.
Of course it is. Just ask all of those millions of Mel Gibson fans, or Lindsay Lohan’s agent, or give Casey Anthony a call and ask her. Fred Smoot wants to hire you as his PR man, and both Barry Bonds and Latrell Sprewell are still wondering why all of their talent still can’t feed their families? Any advice for them bob?
THIS MORNING I POURED MY CEREAL BUT IZ OUT OF MILKS!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! - natetheskate
by montanatwinsfan on Jul 18, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
he's totally Johnny Saffron
he’s a communications professional in real life but on the internets he lets it all hang out.
Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
by natetheskate on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
My name isn't bob.
It’s bobpuller. Get it right :P
"bobpuller" – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.
what do you think of the 1965 twins?
How old were you then?
Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
by natetheskate on Jul 19, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I was negative 12.
"bobpuller" – arch-enemy of all SSSers and a twinktown troll. There are many meanings to this phrase and none of them are good.
you must have read about them though
Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
by natetheskate on Jul 19, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Could be Firpo Marberry
Or Cool of the Evening.
Oh, wait, same guy.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
really same guy?
are you sure? Firpo and Saffron were the same guy we know, but are you sure both of them are Thielman? Cuz Thielman used to lurk around here but used his own name occassionally so I suspect they arent’t the same.
THIS MORNING I POURED MY CEREAL BUT IZ OUT OF MILKS!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! - natetheskate
by montanatwinsfan on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
He had two accounts.
"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot
Yes, we are cutters, unlike those who just cause pain to others around them who are called...
wait for it…
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wait.
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Yankee Fans!!
"I am an idiot Jackhammer" - WU
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 12, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

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