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Game 129: Orioles at Twins

First Pitch: 7:10 PM
TV: FSN
Radio: By this point in the season, you know already.
Know Thine Enemy: Camden Chat

The Orioles have given up more runs than any other team in baseball this year. In two cracks at this stitched-together pitching staff, the Twins lineup has managed two runs in two games. I... I don't know any more. Tonight:


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Jeremy Guthrie 5-16 28 25 2 0 0 0 164.0 172 92 83 22 49 95 4.55 1.35

Guthrie's been throwing through some right shoulder soreness. No doubt Bill Smith has called to recommend rest and rehab and hoping that it all goes away. You could make a reasonably decent case that Guthrie has been the Orioles' best starter this year - he's certainly the workhorse - but unfortunately he pitches for the Orioles. Let's put it this way: Going by game score, Guthrie has thirteen quality starts this year. He's 4-7 in those starts. He's thrown complete games and lost twice.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Kevin Slowey 0-1 7 1 0 0 0 0 20.1 28 14 14 4 2 11 6.20 1.48

Slowey's making his second start on his 2011 farewell tour. If he doesn't pitch well tonight, Gardy may punch him. If he does pitch well tonight, Gardy may punch him. Anything can happen! Maybe he'll stop the game and read Wittgenstein on the mound!

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Damn!

Hmmm.....needz moar winz

by NorthernStar on Aug 24, 2011 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

GO TWINS GO!!!

Haha! Now mine will be read first!

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOO WE'RE GONNA WIN TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Lineup

Revere CF
Plouffe SS
Kubel LF
Morneau 1B
Cuddyer RF
Thome DH
Valencia 3B
Hughes 2B
Butera C

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Badges

Oreos

Guthrie – W
Guerrero – 2B
Markakis – HR

Twins

Slowey – W
Kubel – HR
Nathan – K

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I have Joe and Jason. Kevin, you are ordered to win.

I need 5 badges to fill page 17 and I’d like more Twins.

by Anelle on Aug 24, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every Twins fan should want Slowey to do well from here on out....

Duensing and Blackburn are not viable starting options next year; we know that for a fact at this point. So we only have 3 under contract right now in Liriano/Baker/Pavano (Hendriks and Swarzak are huge question marks in a starting role to start 2012). So;

If you like Slowey you want him to do well and cement a spot for 2012 to help the team.
If you’re one of the sheeple that doesn’t like him and blindly believes the Twins and/or for some crazy reason like Blackburn or Duensing, then you should still want him to do well to up his trade value in the offseason.

by DJSkillz on Aug 24, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh noes!

The sheeple may have been right! one game sample sizes determine everything!

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

ya, i love those that are jumping on slowey for 2 bad starts against the Yankees and a hot Baltimore offense. Let’s let him have, I don’t know, at least 10 starts or so before we crucify him, eh?

We’ve had an entire year of bad starts from most of this rotation this year; let’s see if Slowey can do better over a larger sample than 2 games.

by DJSkillz on Aug 24, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

The Red Sox fans crucify Ortiz for having a bad half at bat.

Maybe we can learn from them.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO, TWINS, GO!!!

Still at work, damnit. I need a Twins win after 6 conference calls and a PITA from the east coast that just didn’t listen.

by Anelle on Aug 24, 2011 6:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

No one be answering my Trivia question on Twitter except John_Locke

And he didn’t even get it right.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Question is: “What was the last team to have a higher season payroll than the Yankees?”

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

THINK HARD PEOPLE

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

DING DING DING

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hometown hero future HOFer who stayed his entire career with the O’s was the cause.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I hope we all know who that was

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Palmer

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMFG YOU PEOPLE

Stop yanking my chain.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAL

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you sure it wasn't Mussina?

Maybe Billy Ripken…

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ripken?

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tech?

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adonia

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Earl Weaver

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Hard"---> Hardy!

Now I get it.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a side note

The Yanks won 114 games that year, and the O’s only 79. I guess money isn’t everything :(

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

They really broke the bank for former Twins greats

Jeff Reboulet and Rich Becker

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

New England Patriots

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB teams

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Baltimore.

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll guess the Orioles then.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE CORRECT!!!

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Aug 24, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!

IN YOUR FACE LOSERS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I looked it up

And after I saw it I remembered that I knew this before.

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

CARL CRAWFORD IS ON WAIVERS!

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm OK with that if Detroit is.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giants claimed Heath Bell off waivers

"We’re all in this boat together. Everybody grab an oar."
-Tom Kelly

by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I would guess that would be the case.

I’m sure they can find a fake one for a while til he grows his out

"We’re all in this boat together. Everybody grab an oar."
-Tom Kelly

by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olney predicts the White Sox will win the Thome sweepstakes.

Poor Jimmers

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I say we should just release him and let him sign wherever he wants.

We can do that, right?

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, they could.

But I think it would be frowned upon.

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's Jimmers

And the Phillies would snap him up.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frowned upon is different than illegal

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

Let me tell you…

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the WSox

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I strongly dislike the White Sox

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Let's put Thome and Kudel on waivers. It's the right thing to do."

Happy now people?

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

We are out of it this year already anyways.

Jim won’t be back after this year. Kubel can be pulled off waivers

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also who is Kudel?

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alternate spelling for "Jason."

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ThWhShSh

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got dandruff and Butera will be filling in.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of miss Joe over there

Lurking on the fringe of our threads, staring into our souls…

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Sports Illustrated

A poll of players puts Gardy 9th of the list of managers players would like to play for. Joe Madden, Terry Francona, and Jim Leyland took the top 3.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Unpossible

I have it on good authority at TT, that Perfesser Gardy is universally mocked by everyone.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t trust this poll one bit!

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say it was accurate

Just reporting the fact that it exists :)

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't looked at it much

But sounds like there are some good pitchers, a few middle infielders, a couple 3B, and a couple OF at the top of the early list.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

One of the top pitching prospects is a high schooler who can already hit 100 mph. He’s also a power hitting shortstop on days when he’s not pitching.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Mayans say no.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Mayans say 2013 has no draft

Didn’t hear them say anything about the 2012 draft.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apocalypto Now

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my gosh you guys

I got home from volleyball and found out not only Thome but also Kubel got claimed off of waivers?!?!?!? THIS IS NOT ALLOWED cries

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

You do know that means nothing, right?

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know...

But I’m afraid they will get traded and I actually will cry if they do.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thome’s old and I’d imagine he’s done after this year.

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know this is probably his last season

But as I said down in the comments, I’m selfish and son’t want him to play for anyone else but I also want him to get a ring. I’m torn

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're both in the lineup tonight!

It just means the claiming team (WSox, reportedly?) has 2 days to work out a trade. If not, we’ll pull them off waivers and keep them.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be so mad if the WSux get them

I want Thome to get a ring, but I’m also selfish and don’t want him to play for anyone else. Plus I just love Kubes

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sox might have an offer, but they could also be playing spoiler

Letting guys like those slip all the way through to the division leaders seems a bit unfair. You’d someone below would actually claim them.

The downside to claiming everyone is that we could just give the player to the other team… :-) We wouldn’t do that in this case, but if a team claimed Steve Holt, we might think about it.

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe you mean

STEVE HOLM!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know who Steve Holt is to be honest...

So I can keep them straight

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha I love reading senior quotes...

My brother did something lame but his friend used a Mythbusters quote (I told him to)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

forget to turn in your senior picture?

My brother’s ex girlfriend did that and cried about it (of course in our living room) for like a week straight. Drove me INSANE

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh I should do that...

I hate pictures of myself

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that actually is kinda bad

Were you listed at the end or did they put up a balloon head for you?

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

? mark

There are actually several pictures of me in the yearbook doing various things, including quote. Just not a picture of me in the usual spot.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a senior year too?

Crap.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

^best response

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

*cries* *is indifferent* *cries again* *bawls*

in that order.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just about everyone gets put on waivers

Don’t get yourself worked up about it…

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know they do...

But I also had a REALLY bad day and kind of need a hug right now :(

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

//punch in the shoulder

There, there.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

guys fail when girls say they need hugs...

My ex and my guy friends get so awkward when girls are upset around them. Its pathetic.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said, "there, there."

Plus your “ex” is like 12, he’s going to be awkward for another 12 years at least.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's 14 actually,

and my friend who is 25 is still awkward with girls. He walks away when he sees a girl crying

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would he throw flour in her face...?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sounds like kind of a jerk then.

Unless the girl is a stranger, then it’s probably a good idea.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he did it to one of his good friends...

She was pissed. But he’s actually so nice, just hates when girls cry

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on why

…and how well you know them. Been cried on at a first date. Not a good first impression.

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that would be really awkward...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it's not necessarily healthy

But men are kind of conditioned in several ways to avoid that kind of display. The conditioning is compounded when it’s a woman, especially a woman who isn’t our girlfriend/wife.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm kinda curious as to what the "right answer" is there

Stay calm, listen, don’t make it worse and find a closer friend for her to talk to?

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Run!

Don’t lie. We all know the thought occurs to us all.

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, don't leave her by herself...

but passing the baton to someone more appropriate and removing yourself to spare her the embarrassement seems like a good deal to me.

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give her $20 for cab fare and leave quickly?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You got me SO nervous for a second.

If I knew you, I’d punch you right now… (In the arm, not the face. Even I’m not that mean…)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard Bill Smith was on waivers too

"We’re all in this boat together. Everybody grab an oar."
-Tom Kelly

by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

*cheers*

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think his mother would claim him

"We’re all in this boat together. Everybody grab an oar."
-Tom Kelly

by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The wikipedia article for him is rather harsh

Just harsh enough to sound pretty bad, but not so crazy as to attract the anti-vandalism editors.

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Harsh.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid twitters won't let me tweet

so y’all get my inanities. mmm pizza. mmm beer

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

so that means I'm not missing much...

ok, that makes my not being allowed to go on now…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no beer.

I meant to have root beer but bought cream soda accidentally cuz the bottles are similar.

by Anelle on Aug 24, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sucky mix up

root beer > cream soda and it isn’t close

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I'd ever had a cream soda before I bought these

It made me sad. I’m not even sure what makes a cream soda a cream soda.

by Anelle on Aug 24, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vanilla?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wikidamus says...

A recipe for cream soda—written by E.M. Sheldon and published in Michigan Farmer in 1852—called for water, cream of tartar, Epsom salts, sugar, tartaric acid, egg, and milk, to be mixed together, then heated, and when cool mixed with water and a quarter teaspoonful of soda (sodium bicarbonate) to make an effervescent drink.[

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Root beer

is when you ferment root vegetables such as potatoes, then distill it several times, right?

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game on

Follow me, mmk?

Fudgesicle Fudgesicle Fudgesicle

by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Crowd sounds as

lively as it was last night. Sure glad the tickets were on a steep discount

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, who are they saying had chest pains?

I missed it

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

well that's not good

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

TREVVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwww Cuddy :`(

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Well ####

Now Cuddy’s out next season too by the way our luck goes

by Sportsavenue on Aug 24, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

haha I'd pay to see that

Sounds hilarious

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd gladly do that!

I even have some bubble wrap (my parents just sent a package down to my brother and bought way too much so I stole some and I’m playing with it)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zeus gets another Twin

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HBP in the wrist

Sounded really bad.

Follow me, mmk?

Fudgesicle Fudgesicle Fudgesicle

by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

HBP in wrist

You could hear it. sounds like bad news :(

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

...And then there was one.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the bubblewrap idea...

also question: what’s carbonite…? (I’m not the brightest…)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh ok...

I’ve never seen star wars so that could explain me not knowing it

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN STAR WARS?

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we knew that...

She needs to get on that pronto, though… those movies are fun.

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

*points at archie*

HE HASN’T SEEN THEM EITHER APPARENTLY! :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen one of them

straight through. Otherwise just bits and pieces.

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

More than me, apparently then...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Bullet points!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha hush...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

My brother said I wouldn't like them,

and my parents interpreted that as them being innapropriate so I’m not even allowed to watch them apparently…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

STAR WARS????????

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

my parents are stupid,

and my brother doesn’t like when I like the same things as him.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true...

“my little sister likes that” is not the coolest phrase in the language

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

when your little sister

is as awesome as me it is!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

brothers say stuff like that

They also would say you don’t like ice cream, chocolate, and large sums of cash

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I like all of those things... :)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

They won’t let you watch Star Wars but they let you on the Internet? Do your parents know what kind of despicable shit is on the Internet?

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

my parents are very strange...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Star Wars is required viewing for everyone.

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll probably watch it eventually

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha random phrase..

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha ok

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You will go watch Star Wars now.

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

*waves hand*

This is not the comment you were looking for.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

no thanks,

There is a game on that the Twins aren’t losing

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a Jedi mind trick.

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know the Wierd Al song about Star Wars...

I think I have it on my iPod

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are quite a few of those.

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one thats starts off as

A long long time ago in a galaxy far away

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

.... no....

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

? mark?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONE OF THE GREATEST SONGS EVER WRITTEN.

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh now that I listen to it

I recognize it

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha that is cool looking

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes... yes it is... focus on the swirls

yes… now… you will watch star wars… you will watch it very soon…

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd even mail her

my Non-Messed-Up-By-George-Lucas version.

But I only have it on cassette. Do people even have VCRs anymore?

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a vcr...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Betamax?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what that means..

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're not a hipster.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would tell you if I am a hipster,

but that would make it too main stream. (see what i did there?)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deck.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jam.

This is a random word contest, right? lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

too long of a word lets try it this way

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon-
iosis

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mongoose

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

dialouge

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Superiority

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

virus

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Intellectual

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Preenvelopment

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guamachil

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shaganappi

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Costiasis

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flowerpecker

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hypoalonemia

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

atrium

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Epipremnum

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hyperbilirubinemia

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phenanthrenequinone

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raskolnikov

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haemodorum

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proterochampsa

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Subdeaconate

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overcoloration

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nonanalogicalness

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quoratean

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nymphalidae

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annamese

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep,

I’m just that awesome

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine is in the closet

I’m afraid to throw it out… just in case

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

carbonite is from star wars...

They froze Han Solo (harrison ford) in carbonite between episodes 5 and 6

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta ask yourself

Where are the handcuffs?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Han Solo was encased in carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.

by Brady Eyestone on Aug 24, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

"Well some were by accident"

gotta love Bert there. 15 all time in HBP

by Sportsavenue on Aug 24, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That was funny

Bert is funny when he says new things

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done on the turn there

didn’t have time to have afternoon tea

by Sportsavenue on Aug 24, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol

not 2 minutes after Steve Adams tweeted that there wouldn’t be a double play turned today

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds painful

or sticky maybe.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs more chocolate

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh....

//feels stupid

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ingredients:

sugar, palm oil, hazelnuts, cocoa, skim milk, reduced minerals whey (milk), lecithin as emulsifier (soy), vanillin: an artificial flavor.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

X-Ray negative

Yay!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Negative?

That’s bad right?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's very good

though with our medical staff who knows

by Sportsavenue on Aug 24, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Negative

Negative means no fracture.

by DerTwain on Aug 24, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No!

Negative is positive!

Down is up!

Good is ungood!

Doubleplusgood is doubleplusungood!

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

its good

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I've gotten that wrong at work all these years then.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Close.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lung guy.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuddy,

HBP in wrist pretty bad

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Negative X-Ray

let’s hope its all just a booboo that a smiley face bandage will cure

by Sportsavenue on Aug 24, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it will require a sparkly purple bandaid

(I’m wearing one currently and think Cuddy should match)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering Cuddy's a family guy

he probably has various forms of the sparkly purple

by Sportsavenue on Aug 24, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

good,

its an awesone color and it matches my spandex :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

All things considered

this game is actually going terrible. At this point, our main goal is making sure none of our players die.

by Sportsavenue on Aug 24, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

none of them have died....

yet…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

why do you guys assume I jinx everything?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

KUUUUUUUUUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, this is sorta weird

link Guess they just needed a few years apart.

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Kev looking pretty awesome out there tonight :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Just looking awesome

Or looking like he’s pitching awesome?

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

both... :)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's extremely attractive...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially without the glasses...

Only some guys can pull off glasses

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

make passes???

What?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still confused...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

making a pass is an out-of-date expression for...

 making an amorous advance… whatever the kids call it today…

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

geeez your explanations are just confusing me more....

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh thank you,

that makes much more sense

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hitting on or flirting is what we usually call it

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

flirting can be harmless chatter

making a pass is a bit more than that… ‘hitting on’ is better. Glad to know that’s still used.

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, makes sense now

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll only date you

Once you can explain why Finnegan’s Wake is only worth reading so you can explain why it’s not worth reading.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't read that book,

I should read it just to be able to do that… lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he's not Delmon

He’d want you to read Proust. And Like It.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's Proust?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valentin Louis Georges Eugène Marcel Prous

And his books are even longer and more pointless than his name.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

even if Delmon was attractive I wouldn’t do that

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Search of Lost Time

Begun in 1909, À la recherche du temps perdu consists of seven volumes totaling around 3,200 pages (about 4,300 in The Modern Library’s translation) and featuring more than 2,000 characters.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that in little miss sunshine?

some character was the world’s leading Proust scholar?

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until you jinxed him.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am impervious to your mere mortal flags.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang it...

Bad Kev

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

haha well...... :)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

a what?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm flipping randomly through a dictionary and typing a big word I find on the page...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've decided to use a random word generator...

a lot faster

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooo pretty :)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He, of course, understands

what I was really saying. And it’s not butterflies.

:evil laugh:

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

… different intended suffix I imagine

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

what else does it mean then?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

then I'm a stupid junior high graduate...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people—it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women—who engage in it compulsively and without joy. These unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.

by Purpledork on Aug 24, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok woah I googled that...

I don’t really want to be associated as that….

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

As always, I was joking

But in the context of how this particular set of replies started…

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm scared of what you are thinking...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atta boy, Kev. We all really enjoyed that.

by Anelle on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

random...

and way to steal a word I used already in this thread :P

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha but why?

We have random funny conversations

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

a fun one though!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is depressing

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Are we able to cut the entire rotation?

And just sign 5 free agents for next year?

by y2jayjk on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Wonder if there

are more JJ Hardy fangirls at TF tonight. Had a couple of very loud ones a couple rows back of me last night

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooo I believe that may have been my friend...

She went to the game last night and is OBSESSED with JJ. She’s worse with JJ than I am with Danny, not even kidding

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

she said she was going to get a Hardy one.

Did she look around 15 and have dirty blonde hair and bleach blonde highlights? I texted her but she isn’t responding…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seemed a bit older

but otherwise the description sorat fits

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well she's pretty tall

she’s like 5’9"

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope, wasn't her.

She wore her Twins Hardy shirt

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

Kevin Slowey might just turn out to be Cliff Lee!

Follow me, mmk?

Fudgesicle Fudgesicle Fudgesicle

by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Random off topic thing...

I just accidentally hung up on the CDC. Should I be worried?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

nooooooo

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were you calling them

or were they calling you?

Have you seen E.T.? Yeah, plastic sheeting, bikes, aliens. Get ready.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were calling me...

The lady had such a monotonous voice that I thought it was a stupid telemarketer prerecorded message

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you are hearing this message

You may have been exposed to the plague and/or ebola. Please stay where you are while our agents suit up in closed-environment suits. You will be collected by helicopter and…

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mom is on the phone with them now...

They called back already. Apparently just a study about vaccinations received by children my age

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah geez

can you imagine some of the crap they have to listen to taking that survey. Not fun, I’m sure

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

what do you mean?

They are asking stuff like “When was your child’s first shot?” and stupid crap like that

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A certain

chunk of people are very anti vaccination

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, my aunt and uncle are like that.

THeir first born son got shots right after birth and they think that that is why he is paralyzed so the rest of their 11 kids never got vaccines

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

11?

Jeez

Follow me, mmk?

Fudgesicle Fudgesicle Fudgesicle

by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

Their youngest was born a month after their second grandchild

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, its crazy.

My oldest and youngest (for now) cousins have the same parents

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad's family was kinda like that but not as bad.

The oldest graduated from HS the same year as the youngest was born and my uncle become an uncle at age 6.

But this is much more extreme

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my aunts and uncles on my dad's side

range from 36-58 (there are 11 of them also)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I grew up a block away

from a family of 14. Simply insane. Especially when the younger ones started having health problems. DUH!!!

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

But your phone’ll probably get a virus.

by DerTwain on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 scrubs

Would be more refreshing than what we have. Especially Blackburn.

by y2jayjk on Aug 24, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Harden, Harang, Pineiro, Wang, Webb. Pay em whatever. They’ll take 1mil each and a free trip to IHOP.

by y2jayjk on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Whats the deal........

I know our pitching staff is pathetic but why cant we Hit the damn Ball!!!!

by Fantasy Master on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE, Justin!!!!!! :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Realistically

Who won’t be a Twin next year?

Kubel, Thome, Nishi?

by y2jayjk on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Cuddyer possibly

Capps for sure

Follow me, mmk?

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by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Nishi stays...

Look how many chances they gave Casilla with less money invested in him.

by Purpledork on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine Nishi

will be given another season. Nathan another possibility

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kubel for sure

He wants to play a position, not DH. Thome probably won’t be back, thus we need a DH. Which I feel should be a platoon of Mauer/Morneau/and someone we don’t have on the team yet.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

I bet Pavano can hit as well as Butera…

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha probably for more power too

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh... DH isn't a big deal

We were happy with Thome and he was cheap

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-1????

Wha hoppen?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Baker?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Follow me, mmk?

Fudgesicle Fudgesicle Fudgesicle

by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

but wasn’t his splits 3rd time through the order always a knock on him?

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No "out pitch"...

So even when effective his pitch count would be sky high as guys would have these long PA’s with lots of fouls. He could rarely go more than 6.

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

TF with empty seats

I hope the Pohlads are paying attention.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd gladly fill one of those seats if someone would give me a ride...

lol

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta bike?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's one freaking long bike ride!

It’s a hour and a half drive from here to TF

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a friend

who bikes from St. Paul to Duluth almost every weekend.

It’s not impossible.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is crazy.

I feel like I’m going to die after a three mile run

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just him and his girlfriend

He bikes to the bar too. Sometimes needs rides home.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's counting usual traffic and everything

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a Northstar train in St Cloud?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Fridley, Coon Rapids, Anoka, Elk River, Big Lake

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Gotta gyrocopter?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what that is

So i’d have to say no?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gyrocopter?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

a what?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gyrocopter

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks kind of dangerous...

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by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stay away from power lines

You’ll be fine.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm terrified of heights though...

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by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no thank you...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes it hard to land that way.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

How far is Big Lake?

Northstar is a commuter rail that also provides service for all Twins home games. There is a station in every city I listed above. $8 round trip

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea where that is...

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by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

google says it’s 24 miles away. still far

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

She could hitch hike.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many creeps around here

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by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah over on the other side of town I think

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by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think my aunt lives near Monticello...

or she used to. I think she moved…

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by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

you think most Americans know what is on the back of a nickel?

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think of the mutant teenage ninja turtle

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've enver really looked at a nickle that closely before...

Why does it say Monticello?

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by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the normal ones... yeah...

they’ve had these weird designs the past few years…

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

“Nuke” is such a demeaning term, absolutely degrading to the nucleus. How dare you use a diminutive to refer to the union of protons and neutrons?

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least I didn't wuss out and avoid it completely...

An “MRI” is really an “NMRI” but they figured people would freak out if they saw the word “Nuclear” so they removed it.

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Also, I was kidding.

Nuclear power plants are safer than cars. And lightning.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radioactive cars and lightning, sure.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stay away from Monticello!

The MN city, not the turtle.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm... that got me thinking.

Lightning is electric current. Electricity is carried by electrons. Electrons are beta radiation. Therefore all lightning is radioactive, in a sense.

Neat.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The caveat

is that it’s not technically beta radiation unless it comes from nuclear decay. But it’s still just electrons.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know the definition better than me

I would think that nuclear radiation would be a more constant stream instead of boom-cracka-boom every few minutes

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Electricity

Is from the shell electrons. Beta radiation i when, say, a neutron spits out an electron and neutrino and becomes a proton.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah...

The beta electron eventually gets captured and becomes a shell proton? Or no?

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it shoots out

At incredible velocity (highly relativistic). What it does from there depends what it hits.

Medium ionizing, medium penetration. Typically stopped by a couple millimeters of metal.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had your basement tested for Radon lately?

(that’s due to natural Uranium in your house’s foundation material).

Just saying, under normal operation, nuclear plants are far safer than, say, bananas.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bananas with radioactive, poisonous spiders, sure.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha funny story about that,

We were driving through there on our way to a tourney on a really sunny morning and then there was a little mist on the windshield and my mom asked if it was raining, and I said “no mom, I think it’s acid rain” and she started freaking out. And she thinks I’m a spaz…

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by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are so cruel.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't that mean...

she almost got us in a crash though when she was freaking out… That wasn’t very fun

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she was freaking out about

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My coach was in the car next to us

laughing his head off because he called me when he saw my mom freak out and instantly called me to ask what the problem was

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's how we almost got in an accident,

she was freaking out and rolling up the windows and I said “Some landed on me! My arm is going to fall off!” and she thought I actually thought I was going to be injured from it.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paid for.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Season tickets for me next year!

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blimey.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crikey.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love to play with Luke...

Just because I’d love to hear him say “Mine mionne mine! Got it got it got it!” in an Australian accent.

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok geez I have to give him props

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by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't

get
a
break.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

See you when they make the epic comeback.

Time for some Necessary Roughness. At family stuff all weekend and need TiVo space.

by Anelle on Aug 24, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooo that sounds like a good series.

I want to watch it but my parents say me getting the TV for baseball is more than enough TV time

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far...

Studs:
Cuddyer — strong wrist
K&M Boys — Double + RBI, and Morneau is tall.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

HE’S 6 FOOT 4 INCHES TALL!!

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any word on how it works

given that the WSox and Indians were tied today?

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe

that there was a time limit on when it was done therefore Cleveland was ahead in the standings at the time of the claims so the White Sox still have the edge

by y2jayjk on Aug 24, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear

The Orioles have hit approximately eleventy billion ground ball right down the third baseline this series.

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, where's Montana?

he gets LLWS braggin rights. Montana to the US Championship game

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

It's west of North Dakota.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

west of South Dakota too

I don’t know how it does that… so versatile

by DavidRF on Aug 24, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO Dakotas! Seems redundant and wasteful.

We could trade one to Canada for a Manitoba or a Saskatchewan I bet.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe for both Dakotas

But that would leave us Dakotaless.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except the North one is the only state with a budget surplus

and a low unemployment rate.

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-Tom Kelly

by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

North Dakota Oil Money

Lots of oil fields out west. How exactly would ND benefit from Alaska Oil Money????

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant

does Alaska fit that description? Their unemployment is under natl unemployment, and I assume they still have a surplus

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah gotcha

They run about a $500M deficit and have a 7.5% Unemployment rate.

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So no

ND is the only state running a budget surplus

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-Tom Kelly

by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out of 50!

Impressive!

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

DC gets state status apparently

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

but there are only 50 states...

or are they counting DC?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They counted DC

Might as well count Puerto Rico and such while they’re at it.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should count Afghanistan and Iraq too

It’d be nice to see if we are at least keeping them in business.

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-Tom Kelly

by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you add the unemployment rates of ND, SD, and NE

They are still 0.8% below the Nevada Unemployment rate

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction: its a 7.7% rate

Here

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though if you just google Alaska Unemployment rate

you get 7.5%

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sarah Palin ad time?

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO ORIOLES GO!

Aw crap

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always cheer for losers Minnesota Sports Teams so I’m hoping that this will reverse fortunes

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by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh wow, DannE

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

^comment from last night

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for nonTwin GIDPs!

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Really weird CSI on right now

Weird sexy cat women.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm so confused.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that show has officially jumped the shark

If they haven’t already before.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which CSI?

Miami jumped the shark the first time Horatio put his glasses on

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

Whatever one is on right now.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hardly a surprise

This team is really, really bad ….

by BD57 on Aug 24, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a new stadium!!!1

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't think so ...

we’re barely scoring 3 runs a game & getting smoked ….

by BD57 on Aug 24, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss JJ...

just saying…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

So do I...

I like Nick

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly

he would have been an upgrade this year. Last year he would have been easy to upgrade.

by archie2227 on Aug 24, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

This year is sort of sad… We’re just getting losing out of the way this year so we can go 162-0 next season, right? ;)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope,

predicting the future :)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jinxy

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nooooo never

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next year could be even worser

If Thome, Cuddy, Kubel and Nathan are all gone, we could end up with lineups like last April all year.

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

*cries*

Geez, I’ve been doing a lot of crying on this thread..

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like this?

1. Span – CF
2. Revere – LF
3. Mauer – C
4. Morneau – 1B
5. Valencia – 3B
6. Plouffe – DH
7. Hughes – 2B
8. Benson – RF
9. Nishioka – SS

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best case scenario

Gotta subtract whoever is on the DL at the time

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually looks pretty decent to me

Of course it could be better but I like it

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

true...

:/

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha so true...

I’m not sure about what Benson looks like but atleast 7 of them are (atleast) kind of cute, maybe 8 if Benson is cute :)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

X

Follow me, mmk?

Fudgesicle Fudgesicle Fudgesicle

by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh, 6.5/10.

I’ll put him on the list. so 8/9. Not shabby…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No on noticed

That I put 4 lefties in row at the top, followed by 4 righties. So let’s move Revere down to the 9 spot and swap Casilla in at SS in the 2 spot.

by spanspanspan on Aug 24, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they'll bring back Cuddy and/or Kubel at a hometown discount.

Hopefully spending the money freed up from Thome, Nathan, Crapps and the salary reduction from Cuddy/Kubel on some SP.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 24, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm over it

Time to move on.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, but I really like JJ.

I have hard times saying goodbye to some players

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Like Delmon....

Follow me, mmk?

Fudgesicle Fudgesicle Fudgesicle

by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

I mis Delmon so much that I jumped up and down with joy when I found out

he was traded...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still miss Torii and Santana

But they were Twins for years.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Update:

He sucks

"We’re all in this boat together. Everybody grab an oar."
-Tom Kelly

by Go Twins! on Aug 24, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok good

I’m glad this was confirmed.

Follow me, mmk?

Fudgesicle Fudgesicle Fudgesicle

by John_Locke on Aug 24, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perk says:

Forget it, Justin. If Joe can get outs at first all by himself so can I!

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I know..

That stat makes me really sad

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

DANNY!!!! :D

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yep....

That was awesome… :/

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaand SWEPT!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops!

We still have another game?

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh crap that's right

I have to miss the last bit of it for freaking volleyball. Shoot me now, please

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

pwoo! pwoo! pwoo!

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You missed.

Way to have bad aim

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those were warning shots.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

suuuuuuure....

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that is a problem because why?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!!!

by bf4mvp on Aug 24, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I hate volleyball

but I love baseball

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Avoid-Getting-Swept-By-The-Orioles game

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

We still are in this!

Magic #49

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
あなたが深淵に長い間熟視場合、深淵はあなたにも眼差し。 -Nishi

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 24, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic

(awesome song:)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's open for debate ....

we’ve looked like the Washington Generals to Baltimore’s Globetrotters

by BD57 on Aug 24, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha random thought during Slowey interview:

Wow, he has big ears

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

they are so abnormally huge though!

Like bigger than my left ear. (My left ear is bigger than my right ear, its really strange and annoying)

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 24, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

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