Five Reasons why Montana Sucks

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I like Montana.

Especially the western half.

by Jesse on Aug 27, 2011 2:02 PM EDT reply actions

And this has what to do with baseball?

I’ve lived in ND for 8 years. It’s no better than anywhere else.

by QtrFinn on Aug 27, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions

Absolutely nothing

but this site, along with every other on the interwebz, has its fair share of meta.

by archie2227 on Aug 27, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Montana and North Dakota both have amazing baseball teams

Oh wait…

by ColossusOfRhode on Aug 31, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions

My response to this post:

WTF?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 27, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

My response to this post:

obviously Jessy S hasn’t had a 6 pack of Moose Drool with a few friendly sheep and Colin Meloy and The Decemberists playing in the background.

I don't know, but I've been told it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
'the other hand, I've heard it said, it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

by montanatwinsfan on Aug 27, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

sheep really dig The Decemberists

I don't know, but I've been told it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
'the other hand, I've heard it said, it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

by montanatwinsfan on Aug 27, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions

MOOSE DROOL!!!

I haven’t had that in years….

by Jesse on Aug 28, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions

My top 5 reasons why Montana is better than North Dakota

1. No teenage pop/rock idols have ever named themselves Lakota North Dakota
2. David Letterman’s kid wasn’t almost kidnapped while Letterman was luxuriating on his ranch outside of Watford City.
3. Huey Lewis didn’t buy up a ranch on the banks of the Goose River and try to block access to the river for local fisherman and floaters. (you can have Huey Lewis if you want him, and Charles Schwab – we’ll keep Phil Jackson thank you very much).
4. While someone might be filling tags for mule deer and antelope in N.D., no one is filling tags for elk, bighorns, mountain goats, or wolves.
5. Evil fucking Kneivel.

and bonus number 6. ROB JOHNSON, prodigal son!

I don't know, but I've been told it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
'the other hand, I've heard it said, it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

by montanatwinsfan on Aug 27, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Don't forget the Unabomber!

by DavidRF on Aug 28, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

damnit!

Ted! You were like a neighbor to me!

I don't know, but I've been told it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
'the other hand, I've heard it said, it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

by montanatwinsfan on Aug 29, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

This should probably be deleted.

For waste-of-time and derpiness.

by MNWildcat on Aug 28, 2011 1:53 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Agreed

But I am going to keep it up because of the Moose Drool comment above.

And I did chuckle at MontanaTwinsfan’s response.

And It is much better than virtually assulting another poster, Like the little “war” between me and Twinsgirl following yesterday’s game. Chuck Norris was involved. (But I wouldn’t do it in real life.)

I'm a proud fan of the Minnesota Twins and Dallas Cowboys!
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by Jessy S on Aug 28, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions

"I would have liked to have seen Montana..."

by Desert Aaron on Aug 28, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Hey I learned something I guess...

I didn’t know Colorado was in Montana…. I’m bad with geography though. I got a better score on my Mexico test than my US test though…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 28, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions

I probably shouldn't admit this either...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 28, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions

I really hope

I’m reading this wrong.

by archie2227 on Aug 28, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions

its funny if she's joking

I guess its funny if she’s not, too

by DavidRF on Aug 28, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions

haha

I guess you guys will never know, will you? … hehe?

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 28, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions

I don't think you are...

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 28, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Actually

I was making fun with the fact that there are more Rockies fans in Montana than Minnesota Twins fans.

by Jessy S on Aug 29, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions

oh so its not in Montana?

#feelingreallystupid

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 30, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions

heh heh....

THAT’S embarassing…

"I don't really give a f*** and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only getting older somebody shoulda told ya" ~Drake (I'm On One)

by twinsgirl197 on Aug 30, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions

Montana rocks

Alberta fucking sucks

by clutterheart on Aug 28, 2011 11:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

WHAT???

Alberta has been a tourist destination from the early days of the twentieth century, with attractions including outdoor locales for skiing, hiking and camping, shopping locales such as West Edmonton Mall, Calgary Stampede, outdoor festivals, professional athletic events, international sporting competitions such as the Commonwealth Games and Olympic Games, as well as more eclectic attractions!!! There are also natural attractions like Elk Island National Park, Wood Buffalo National Park, and the Columbia Icefield!!!

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Aug 29, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions

Is this some of that Hipster stuff I've been hearing about?

Or is it just a childish bout of name-calling regarding one person’s state of residence over another’s?

Either way, Jessy S strikes again, eh?

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. — Yogi Berra

by Twnzfan on Aug 29, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions

Both

I really upped the ante in Sunday’s (8/28/11) game thread. Montanatwinsfan didn’t get his browser to refresh the thread and as a result, I got to post photos on North Dakota.

by Jessy S on Aug 29, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions