Reasons Why Jesse Missed today's Game

Wanted to see the community's reaction to him forgetting posting duties.
Was out at Boston Harbor taking part in a tea party.
Wondered down Boston Common and ended up in a future with no Minnesota Twins.
Got trapped in a elevator with seven other people for 10 hours.
Got into a fight with Norm and Cliff over baseball at Cheers.

8 months ago Jessy S 7 comments 0 recs |

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by spanspanspan on Sep 17, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions

I know

But I wanted to be a bit unrealistic, except for number one.

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by Jessy S on Sep 17, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions

I have "wondered" many times in Boston Common

I usually wonder things like “Why is that squirrel not afraid of people?” and “When are they going re-open the fountain?” I usually did this while I was just wandering around.

by ColossusOfRhode on Sep 17, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions

I really wasn't thinking of you.

I was somewhat familar with the Boston Common and though that would be a good place for someone to get lost and end up an a alternative reality. My guess, the Griffins sell out to Jack Kent Cooke and the Senators stay in Washington. Meanwhile, the North Central United States is a haven for National League baseball with the Minneapolis Giants and St. Paul Dodgers joining the Milwaukee Braves, St. Louis Cardinals, and Chicago Cubs in the National League.

by Jessy S on Sep 17, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions

I was just correcting your misspelling of "wander" :-p

Wonder means to be curious about. Wander means to roam about.

Also, is there no California baseball in your alternate reality? I’d be sad.

by ColossusOfRhode on Sep 17, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions

I think randball's Stu was actually supposed to do the game thread/recap...

"It happened in the moment, and it happened." - Carlos Gomez

by myjah on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions

Sorry

But your theory isn’t that strong. For one, he basically posted a fanshot during the 8 am hour on the health of the Minnesota Twins. If he done the gamethread, I am sure that he would have included that news within the thread like he had some breaking news on Joe Mauer in Friday’s thread. Actually he is going to be happy with John Locke’s work.

by Jessy S on Sep 18, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions