Toby Gardenhire retires to coach at UW-Stout
Hat tip to Aaron Gleeman, who had it in his Twins notes this morning. Everyone's favorite go-to guy for nepotism accusations has hung up his cleats and taken over as head coach of the Wisconsin-Stout Blue Devils.
I was always a fan of Toby (I watched him play for the Rochester Honkers for a few summers), and it's too bad he never got his token cup of coffee in the majors, but it's good to see that he's managed to stay involved in baseball.
I look forward to him taking over the Twins' managerial reins from Jake Mauer in 2027.
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Toby is the reason for everything bad in the world.
“Why are you the way that you are? Every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be”
-Michael Scott

Remember, remember the seventh of November.
by Go Twins! on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Toby, Come on, let's go.
-Where?
Where? I’m going to smack you in the head with a hammer. Come on, let’s go.
Menomonie
Toby’s going to love Menomonie, as everyone does. What’s not to love?
by AM. on Jan 21, 2012 9:49 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Menomonie
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Tell Gardy there's nobody around to protect him now." Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 22, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, my aunt and uncle live there!!
"The problem with baseball is that it is not played year round" -Gaylord Perry
by twinsgirl197 on Jan 22, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
timprov & co. just won the Internet
"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
At least we still have Jake Mauer
If he becomes a coach or Manager for the Twins while Joe is still playing, Joe will have traumatic flashbacks tot heir childhood. I can see him being punished with noogies, atomic wedgies, wet willies, even the dreaded Rear Admiral whenever he has a lousy game.

























