Pavs will be Opening Day Starter

Gardy knows its only January right? I mean we still have to sign Roy Oswalt....

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All I can say is he'd better be sporting a 'stache when he steps onto the mound.

We all know how Pavgoat worked out last year…

by Purpledork on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions

Padded railings (and Scott Baker) feared for their lives.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Tell Gardy there's nobody around to protect him now." Ozzie Guillen

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 26, 2012 9:07 AM EST up reply actions

Well you can clearly see here why KC is leading

the left arm slot is on plane and he has his eye on the ball. However, after that it gets terrible. He’s flying away with the right elbow, his feet are misset worse then Kenny Perry, and his body rotation is way off. Gonna duck hook it every time.

No, obviously I don’t know a damn thing about golf just roll with it.

by Sportsavenue on Jan 26, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I still think

that he is aiming right for Baker’s butt when he’s doing that… And Timmy is just like “oooooooh crap..”

"The problem with baseball is that it is not played year round" -Gaylord Perry

by twinsgirl197 on Jan 26, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions

Assume the position, pledge!

Steve Goodman lives.

by twinsbrewer on Jan 26, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions

Don't they usually wait until spring training to make these announcements?

Seems like a jinx to me

by DJL44 on Jan 26, 2012 11:06 AM EST reply actions

honestly could it get worse then last year's opening in Toronto?

we can only improve

by Sportsavenue on Jan 26, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions

Gardy's an idiot.

by DJSkillz on Jan 26, 2012 11:45 AM EST reply actions

I am imagining Gardy with nothing to do

Making 162 Game Plans this off season….which actually explains a lot from last season…..

Remember, remember the seventh of November.

by Go Twins! on Jan 26, 2012 12:23 PM EST reply actions

Catcher?

Wonder if this means Butera starts at the catcher spot and Joe gets the day off? He may need it after all the golf during spring training.

by billypilgrim on Jan 26, 2012 12:36 PM EST reply actions

Throws up in mouth

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 26, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions

FIRE GARDY!!

First “Fire Gardy” comment of the year???? I’m claiming it!!

The beard abides.

by Jason Kubel's Beard on Jan 26, 2012 3:10 PM EST reply actions

It's not that it's a big deal in the scheme of things...

but What. The. F.!?!? WHY do you make an announcement like this at this point in the year. Is there precedence for this? It just seems like a stupid, pointless thing to do.

by tobynotjason on Jan 26, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions

Why do you make this announcement at all? It doesn’t matter.

by Brady Eyestone on Jan 26, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions

Hell, Jim Leyland has already said

Cabrera’s batting third, then Fielder, then Delmon. (I forgot about Delmon!) So obviously it’s very important to hash these things out before Spring Training, so players can focus on getting their pickup lines into shape. (Rumor has it Fielder tells all the ladies he’s Cee-Lo Green . . .)

Steve Goodman lives.

by twinsbrewer on Jan 26, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions