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State of Play: Monday, January 30

Here's what's making Twins news over the past few days:

  • Joe Mauer and Denard Span both say they feel great. This comes on the heels of Justin Morneau talking about how great he feels. If The Black Knight had been a baseball player, he wouldn't have claimed it was just a flesh wound or shouted about how he was invincible; he would have just talked about how good he felt and how he's changed his workout / diet / treatment plan and is pretty confident that he can have a good year.
  • The Twins will retire Tom Kelly's #10. I hope that Kelly gets to give one of his famous mumbly interviews at the ceremony. And that the ceremony is hosted by Dick Bremer so that Kelly can call him "Richard" for no real reason again. And that Kelly will re-enact the time he had to go out to left field and yell at a nearly all-student Metrodome crowd to quit throwing things at Chuck Knoblauch.
  • Your Opening Day starter is Carl Pavano, assuming he doesn't get hit by lightning due to the jinx of naming an Opening Day starter before winter is half over. Thankfully, Trevor Plouffe will not be your Opening Day shortstop, which makes it much less likely that Pavano murders an infielder for playing awful defense. The righthander depends on the defense for outs, not on strikeouts, and with the comical infield defense the team put on the field last year, Pavano spent most of the year stalking around behind the mound and looking for all the world like a man who wished he could stab a shortstop to death.
  • Ben Revere is trying to improve his arm strength. Apparently, this year he'll be ditching his old throwing method, which involved dribbling the ball to the cutoff man on the fourteenth hop, and then turning his back and pretending that the wind was in his face.
  • Ryan Doumit says that he's a dead-pull hitter. I'm looking forward to seeing Doumit clash with the coaching staff, battle to hit the ball the other way, ride the pine because he won't accept the organization's word as gospel, get frustrated, go to Boston, and hit eleven million home runs for the Red Sox.
  • In winter ball news, Francisco Liriano made a couple starts in the Dominican series. In Game 4, he actually pitched very well, going four innings and allowing just one unearned run on two hits, while striking out five and walking two. Liriano also started Game 8 of the series yesterday, a potential clincher for Leones del Escogido. He pitched 3.2 innings, but gave up five runs (three earned) on six hits, including two home runs, and took the loss. But he struck out four and only walked one. So it's still hit or miss for the lefthander, who's 0-4 in the Dominican playoffs.
  • In other winter ball news, Alexi Casilla is back from the Dominican, where he was a raging success. Let's hope - let's cross our fingers - that this translates back to the majors.

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The Black Knight

He’d be talking about the four limbs’ worth of weight he lost in the offseason and how it would make him so much quicker.

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

by BeefMaster on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM EST reply actions  

Just getting his work in

Nothing to see there. I’m just glad he pitched some innings.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 30, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

When I fell asleep in September 2009

Pavano was a nice low-risk #3 starter. Now I wake up and he’s #1. Must have been some bad years for Twins fans in between.

Steve Goodman lives.

by twinsbrewer on Jan 30, 2012 1:41 PM EST reply actions  

Baker gets the home opener

Liriano, Blackburn and Marquis are bad choices. Pavano’s really all that’s left.

by DJL44 on Jan 30, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why you should only get your news from Twinhua, the only source you can trust

2010 was a good season for your AL Central championship Twins.

In 2011 we won the Ft. Myers Mayor’s Cup – after this glorious victory, there was no need for a regular season to take place.

"Nobody wants to hear me rap." - Joe Mauer
"The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is." - Herman Cain

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jan 30, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

True

And there is more

In 2012, the Twins will clobber the entire American League and make Prince Fielder feel sorry that he signed with Detroit while the Twins offered him the salary of $1 per game and he would live with Joe Mauer and his wife.

I'm a proud fan of the Minnesota Twins and Dallas Cowboys!
"Life is precious and time is a key element. Let’s make every moment count and help those who have a greater need than our own." – Harmon Killebrew
I would like to see Dallas vs the Giants on Thanksgiving, Make it happen NFL!

Check out my eBay items.

by Jessy S on Jan 30, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Here is something from again from Lindsay Guentzel

Likely scenario: Oswalt signs with Rangers, Texas then trades for a young outfielder. Harrison could land with Twins, my source says.

https://twitter.com/#!/LindsayGuentzel/status/164103195298242561

Would you trade, say Ben Revere, for Matt Harrison?

by John_Locke on Jan 30, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

Revere for Harrison?

In a hearbeat. Harrison is still a young stud while Revere barely has a prayer of starting for this team in 2 years (Hicks/Span/Benson/Arcia/Morales all have brighter futures).

Harrison pitched 185.2 innings of 3.39 ERA ball last year for the Rangers. And while his peripherals weren’t as great, they were plenty solid. I’d rather have Harrison than Oswalt in the AL honestly, especially for a semi-rebuilding team like ours.

I’d do this without blinking, if possible. Let’s hope they get Oswalt and this scenario unfolds.

Liriano (extension)/Baker/Harrison/Gibson/Wimmers with some combo of Swarzak/Hendriks as insurance in 2013 wouldn’t be horrible. And that group has potential to grow.

by DJSkillz on Jan 30, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

+...

hopefully add a guy (for 2014 and beyond) at the #2 pick in this draft.

by DJSkillz on Jan 30, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

I was going to say, I couldn’t say yes fast enough.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 31, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d smack my Grandmother if it meant that Ben Revere was no longer a Twin. And I love my Grandmother.

by Brady Eyestone on Jan 30, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

True

Any body that smacks their grandmother should be drug into the street and shot. That is just as bad as killing Mom or Dad.

In any case, there is no way that Harrison will be traded by Texas. I can see a worst Case scenario happening though. That involves the Tigers releasing Brandon Inge in order to sign Oswalt. If that happens, the window for the Twins will have likely slammed shut on April 1, 2011. If I were the Twins, I would make sure we are the ones that get Oswalt in a scenario where Money is no Object.

I'm a proud fan of the Minnesota Twins and Dallas Cowboys!
"Life is precious and time is a key element. Let’s make every moment count and help those who have a greater need than our own." – Harmon Killebrew
I would like to see Dallas vs the Giants on Thanksgiving, Make it happen NFL!

Check out my eBay items.

by Jessy S on Jan 30, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The words are all in English,

But I have no idea what this means.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Tell Gardy there's nobody around to protect him now." Ozzie Guillen

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 31, 2012 2:58 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That is the way of it

Except in rare cases where he actually makes sense. Thing is, he makes sense just enough to get me to read his posts once in a while. That’s his trap.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 31, 2012 7:59 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's a trap!

Will the Real Thor Please Stand Up ... ?

by the Real Thor on Jan 31, 2012 8:29 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 31, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Lets break this down...

“True, any body that smacks their grandmother should be drug into the street and shot. That is just as bad as killing Mom or Dad.”

I think he’s saying “thou shalt not smack thy grandmother”…

“In any case, there is no way that Harrison will be traded by Texas.”

Don’t even think about it.

“I can see a worst Case scenario happening though. That involves the Tigers releasing Brandon Inge in order to sign Oswalt.”

The worst case scenario is the Tigers getting Oswalt…

“If that happens, the window for the Twins will have likely slammed shut on April 1, 2011.”
The window has slammed shut even before last year started…

“If I were the Twins, I would make sure we are the ones that get Oswalt in a scenario where Money is no Object.”

So, in a fictional dreamland where money is no object, we should get Oswalt. Just because.

In other words, he was high when he wrote this.

"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona." ~George F. Will

by SooFoo Fan on Jan 31, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Seriously

I would try a $10 million a year contract for three years. That is my top offer if I were the Twins.

Outside of that, If the Rangers sign Oswalt and trade Harrison, I wouldn’t mind if we were the ones who could get Harrison. Seriously if the Rangers want Ben Revere, they can’t have him. However, we will take Harrison and rape the Texas minor league system so they can have Joe Mauer.

Seriously the second Paragraph is a reference to a Disney Brer Rabbit story where Brer Rabbit ends up in a pile of tar (trap) put together by Brer Fox and Brer Bear. Brer Rabbit tricks Brer Fox to throw him into the Brier patch instead of doing things like cooking him, hanging him and so on. It turns out the Brier patch was where Brer Rabbit was born.

I'm a proud fan of the Minnesota Twins and Dallas Cowboys!
"Life is precious and time is a key element. Let’s make every moment count and help those who have a greater need than our own." – Harmon Killebrew
I would like to see Dallas vs the Giants on Thanksgiving, Make it happen NFL!

Check out my eBay items.

by Jessy S on Jan 31, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, high.

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Tell Gardy there's nobody around to protect him now." Ozzie Guillen

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Feb 1, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

how funny

this team will finish in last place

by Dan_20 on Jan 31, 2012 6:18 AM EST reply actions  

MAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know, but I've been told it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
'the other hand, I've heard it said, it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

by montanatwinsfan on Jan 31, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Qualls signs for $1M

Wheeler took a minor league deal. They’d better have something going with Wuertz or I’m going to bitch about this all season.

by DJL44 on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM EST reply actions  

Or Coffee

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 31, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

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