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The Contingency Plan for Justin Morneau

The Twins need Justin to be the best possible version of himself to help them be the best possible versions of themselves. But what if he's the opposite?

We've known the score with Justin Morneau for a while. Concussions are a serious issue. While he returned for stints of games in 2011, the Morneau we've grown to know and love was never truly present. A cascade of injuries across his body took their toll on top of the post-concussion symptoms, sapping his pitch recognition and timing. We saw the fallout: walk rates plummeted, power was sapped, and one of the league's most complete first baseman who could turn on any pitch couldn't touch much besides a changeup.

We all want Morneau to recover fully. Not just because he's such an integral part of whatever success the Twins will have, but because we also care about him as a person.

Unfortunately, it sounds like he's still struggling.


If you can't watch the entire video, here's the important (and somewhat disconcerting) portion of Justin's conversation with Kevin Millar.

"Most days, I wake up I feel pretty good. Usually after I get done—I really exert myself, really working out hard—after a long day, your brain gets tired and everything gets so worn down. It's not functioning the way it's supposed to be, and you kind of get done with the day and you go, 'Something's not right.' And you end up going home and taking a nap for a couple hours or whatever it is, and you wake up and the headache's still there and you kind of grind through it. But it's been a lot better lately.

"Making the eyes work, trying to reset the brain a little bit. You get hit, and the brain gets knocked off a little bit, you feel like you're half a second off. It's not registering properly. When you're trying to hit, it almost makes it impossible to hit. You feel like the ball's behind you by the time you recognize the pitches."

Join us for more after the jump.

Star-divide

I don't believe there was ever a point over the off-season where it was in question whether Morneau would attempt to play in 2012. He loves the game, he loves the Twins and he's working exceptionally hard at doing everything he can do to get on the field and be productive.

That doesn't mean there wasn't a window of time where the Twins, or Justin, could have gone in another direction. That time has now passed. For better or for worse, Justin and the Twins have committed to each other.

I like the idea of signing Derrek Lee or Carlos Pena as fallback options at first base, but with the decision to go with Morneau, those players are out. Instead, after the departure of Michael Cuddyer, the contingency plan for Morneau (and for first base) will rest somewhat with Luke Hughes and Joe Mauer. Trevor Plouffe could be in the mix; he played an inning at first last season and, in spite of public announcements that he's an outfielder, will see time at multiple positions to give his bat as many chances as possible. Ryan Doumit will get time there when he isn't catching.

But in the scenario where Morneau gets moved from first base (whether that means to designated hitter or off the field), Minnesota's contingency plan rests with the soon-to-be 24-year old Chris Parmelee. It's fine if Morneau just needs a day or two a week away from first base, which would be a good idea anyway, but in the situation where the team needs a first baseman everyday Parmelee is the only good answer.

In closing, roster construction and managing all of the variables involved is a big part of the front office's job. Terry Ryan, Rob Antony and the rest all understand perfectly well the risks that come with Morneau this season. All of which means we can deduce one of three things.

  1. The front office doesn't see depth at first base as an issue, regardless of Morneau. (Not likely.)
  2. The front office fully believes in Justin Morneau, and in his ability to come back and play. (They have to know the level of risk.)
  3. The front office fully believes that, if the time comes, giving the position to Chris Parmelee full time is better than throwing a couple million at a free agent.

The only remaining option, regardless of how improbable, must be true. I'm paraphrasing Sherlock Holmes here, but is there another deduction to be made that I've missed?

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Parmelee did much better at 1st last year than I expected, but...

I really really really really want the real Justin back. It was such a relief to see him back at first base in spring training last year, and then so heart-wrenching to watch him struggle during the season. I’ll miss Cuddyer and Nathan, but Justin’s the guy I want to stay. He’s been my favorite for a long time. He was the first jersey I ever bought. It’s silly how invested I am in him being whole for this team. I know it’s more important he be whole for his family but I really hope he gets there for both this year… but if he’s not, here’s hoping Luke and Chris can step up and make it happen.

by Anelle on Jan 7, 2012 2:47 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

rec'd

Justin is my favorite Twin also. I have not liked a Twin as much as Justin since Kirby was forced to retire. I hate the thought of Morneau having to retire before his time because of injury/health concerns also.

Having said that, I don’t think it sounds too good for Justin. I would hate to see him risk any further injury by being on the field if he shouldn’t be. He doesn’t need to play, I am sure he has enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life and hopefully, the concussions he has already suffered will not adversely affect him later in life.

by bf4mvp on Jan 7, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

D. None of the above

Thy didn’t have a contingency for Joe Mauer last year. Why would they have one for Morneau this year? (I personally would vote for Parmalee.)

The true plan is likely a LOT of Mauer at first. Which is a shame, not because Mauer is a drop-off at first—he makes up for the lack of power with the high average and on-base percentage—but rather that the reason the Twins are an above average team is in large part because of the huge advantage they have in having such a stellar hitting catcher. Once they are back in the pack with an average hitting catcher, their advantage evaporates.

by AM. on Jan 7, 2012 2:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

It would be a boon to 'have'

an average hitting catcher. What they’ve had as a backup in past seasons is a walking nightmare.

by Shawn Gillogly on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Lets not out this all on Butters.

I’m not sure you are Shawn. Yes buttters is a weak hitting back up, but what about or Middle Infield for the last couple of Years. The pitching, starters or relief, hasn’t been that great either. We’re rebuilding, getting rid of some old names, Nathen,Kuble, Cuddyer and looking to bring up Benson,Revere,Parmelee,Hremann,Dozier and Hick, Arcia in a year ore two. Also, I can see the whole pitching staff being turned over next year.

by b1 on Jan 8, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for posting this....

And, it bears repeating: going into 2010, with two, young AL MVPs in the middle of the Twins lineup, both in their prime, it seemed like we were going to be solid for a good number of years.

What’s happened since…. Wow… talk about disappointment and heartbreak, even more for the players and organization than the fans.

I knew last year when throws to first in the dirt ended up in the crowd that Morneau was just not ready. You can’t miss a scoop by that much in MLB. The numbers just bear all that out….

But, who knows, the dice have gone against us for a couple years…. What a great, great story it would be if Mauer and Morneau come back close to what they once were…

Hey, it’s hot stove. Why not?

by Old Twins Cap on Jan 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST reply actions  

Do as I do

Analyze the options, look at possibilities, consider stats and splits and numerical data. Then, and only then, can you come to the reasoned rational conclusion:

FUCK SHIT PISS SUCK goddamanit

Steve Goodman lives.

by twinsbrewer on Jan 8, 2012 2:32 AM EST up reply actions  

That's a ridiculous take

…he earned that contract. He’s fighting to get as well as he can. Sh*t happens which is why these contracts are guaranteed.

Asking him to throw away $28 million as a favor to the Twins is just all kinds of illogical.

by MC Thunder on Jan 8, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

its not a ridiculous take

his life is more important than a stupid ball game. you can fight all you want but at the end of the day if your not getting any better, time to retire. i know what he is going through which i barely bump my head against something and have concussion like symptoms for a week or longer. plus, the pohlads have insurance against his pay.

by Dan_20 on Jan 8, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Right

but by retiring he forfeits that money. Why would he do that?

by archie2227 on Jan 8, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry

Again, how does that help? I’d rather “worry” about whether potential MVP candidate is going to play than be certain that he’s not.

It might be best for him if he’s not healthy, but it sure doesn’t help the team.

by amiller92 on Jan 8, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Doumit is probably the backup plan for both of the M&M boys should either of them be out for an extended period of time.

Others will see time as well and will get the job full time if they step up.

by Boot on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

I have a feeling that Morneau will be back to his old self this year.

I’m more concerned about those toe shoes he was wearing. Do people wear those rainbow toe socks with them in the winter?

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by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

haha my friend has a pair like those too.

I stole them one time, they are so freaking comfortable! and in my experience, most people wear them bare foot

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by twinsgirl197 on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't make fun of concussions

I’ve had nine concussions and I speak at conferences, publish books and consult on the highest-profile projects for a Fortune 10 company (IBM). I’m living proof that you can overcome concussions. It just takes time. It’s not like a broken bone. Brains heal s-l-o-w-l-y. But they do heal. Gabby Giffords had a quarter of her brain shot out a year ago and she’s more than half way back.

My prediction: He’ll be playing everyday on opening day, DHing a few times a week. His stats won’t be anything special in the first half, but he’ll be back to his 2006 form before the end of the year. Next year, his contract will be a bargain.

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by cmathewson on Jan 8, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe

But by the end of the day, it is Justin Morneau’s decision to retire or not. My guess is that he tries to play this season, but if he can’t, that is it.

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by Jessy S on Jan 9, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Gabby...

doesn’t play contact sports. It’s different. Brains heal, but they are easily reinjured. Google Jake Deichler. It’s a sad story about a great kid.

by chatter on Jan 10, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

to clarify

Gabby’s not intentionally putting herself in a position to re-injure like a professional baseball player is in essence doing by suiting up to play a physical game. That’s the difference here imo. You have to believe Justin and his wife are looking at his symptoms, how he feels and starting to think about what is best for their future.

by chatter on Jan 10, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

My take

A lot of his interview sounds like what it’s like to be 30. Wanting to take naps… kind of grinding through it… hey, welcome to my world.

I keed, I keed.

by AshburyJohn on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

Parmelee is an option, but...

I’d rather see Aaron Bates or Luke Hughes. Too lefthanded squad anyways.

by thrylos98 on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

When I first saw this interview a while back

I wondered if Morneau was talking about his current days or just describing what it was like in the worst of times last winter. I hope it was the latter.

My guess is Morneau and the Twins management will decide fairly early in spring training if he is going to be able to play 1st base this year. If not, I expect Terry Ryan to make a move and pick up a veteran to fill the slot. I’ll be surprised if Gardenhire is satisfied with this being an unknown all the way to opening day.

by mntwinsmusings on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

Hopefully it is the latter

Jesse does need something to talk about between now and Spring Training

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by Jessy S on Jan 9, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope he can at least come back and effectivly DH

Idk if he will ever be worth the risk in the field again if he can effectively hit is it really worth risking him the extra exposure in the field? This looks like its unfortunately going to be an issue for Justin for the rest of his career. As for the backup plan I think they start with Mauer/Doumit/Hughes maybe even Parmalee if he keeps hitting in AAA I wouldnt be expecting them to sign a vet maybe a trade Murphy from the rangers or something but nothing truely significant.

first-worst-first?

by holymackerel on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

"But it's been a lot better lately"

This tells me he was describing his situation in the past, not necessarily how it is for him right now.

But that’s the optimist in me.

I’d say there’s a good chance Morneau winds up DHing 1-3 days a week. Doumit/Hughes/Parmelee//FA signing/Mauer could play first on those days.

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by SooFoo Fan on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM EST reply actions  

A healthy Justin Morneau = team leader

Unfortunately, no one knows if this will be so in 2012 and beyond. I think the FO should have had a better contingency plan in place than Hughes, Plouffe, Doumit, Parmalee and Mauer. I also want Joe to catch as long as he can and the others just aren’t that reliable as replacements. Another year where the team on the field consists of a bunch of so-so minor leaguers will empty out that nice stadium. The Pohlads cut the payroll this year. Do they want less revenue next year to work with? It’s hard for a business to keep its customers if the quality of its product is declining. Adding a well-known name to the roster might might provide some excitement for the fans and the team alike. (As they did with Thome)

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by Twnzfan on Jan 7, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

news flash!!!!!!!

there are NO LEADERS ON THIS TEAM!!!!!!

by Dan_20 on Jan 8, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Morneau - team leader?

I hope that both Morneau and Mauer can play this year. I do not believe Morneau will be in more than 75 -80 games tho. I do not see Mauer playing the majority of games either. To count on either of them as a team captain or team leader seems odd to me. The team probably should do like in high school and have the players pick a team captain to represent them.

by engelun on Jan 8, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I still would like to see what it would take to get Kendry Morales via trade...

he could be a very nice stopgap (at least) for 2 years or so. And the Angels almost have to trade him or Trumbo with their other options.

by DJSkillz on Jan 7, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

concur

They’re going to trade one of them, may as well trade to us. Would the Angels want one of our OFers in return (really the only trading chips we can spare at the moment)? They’re trying to unload some of their aged outfielders — could work.

by bl4ckduck on Jan 9, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

If Morneau can't play

If Morneau can’t play, this team ain’t goin’ anywhere anyway. If he can’t play it will require a major franchise restructuring that requires the replacement of a franchise cornerstone. These changes may have to take place with or without the insurance claim on Morneau’s contract. I don’t see any way the Twins can usefully make a contingency plan for Morneau not recovering this year.

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by AdamOnFirst on Jan 8, 2012 12:40 AM EST reply actions  

Parmelee is not an option

He still has a lot of issues with his swing and MLB pitchers will be able to pick him apart. Let him spend another year with Brunansky, this time at AAA, and see if he can develop into a complete hitter.

It seems that the FO strategy is waiting, seeing, hoping more than anything. Although it isn’t a sexy approach, it might be the best option considering payroll.

by drewdgross on Jan 8, 2012 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

You say Parmelee has "a lot of issues with his swing"

what prof do you have of that? His AA number, where pitcher are scared to pitch to him or his Major league numbers where guys go right at him. I’m not worried about Parmelee, he’s been improving every year, its Benson that scares me with all those K’s. That’s something that will get worst in the Bigs.

by b1 on Jan 8, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Scared to pitch to him?

That’s pretty wishful thinking. Why would they be scared of a single?

by DJL44 on Jan 8, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

last years stats 36 doubles 5 triples 17 Hr's and 97 Rbi's and OPS over 800+80walks

I don’t get all the distortion and hate for Parmelee. If these were Benson stats we’d be talking about him being #1 prospect. Plus a .295 Avg, not bad for a guy at has issues with his swing. and don’t waste your time telling us how he sucks at first too. Like it or not, just like Revere, Parmelee will be starting too. while we’re at it Butters sucks, Hughs sucks, Hicks sucks, Valencia sucks, Blackburn sucks, Gardy Sucks, all the Twins suck. wow that was easy. (That was sarcasm) I understand the injuries and the money issues the Twins have and I’ll keep pull for the minor league guys. Sorry if this was a little heavy. I’m pulling for a better year.

by b1 on Jan 8, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

BENSON CAN PLAY CF

Parmelee can hit but you have to destroy AA pitching (1000 OPS or better) if you want to play 1B in the big leagues.

by DJL44 on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't go that far

Some hitters improve with age. Parmelee seems to be one. If he hits like he did in September, he’ll be plenty good to play first base. I just don’t think he’ll hit like that for a full season. The main difference between hitting in the minors and the majors is advance scouting. Once the league figures out your weaknesses, pitchers are able to exploit them. Then it’s up to you to make adjustments. That takes time. At minimum, he’ll have some slumps as he learns to hit balls up and away the other way. But his mechanics and fundamentals are so good, nothing I’ve seen makes me think he can’t be an average first baseman in the big leagues. I won’t predict stardom. But I’ll take average.

I would be comfortable with him at first base about half the time this year, as Morneau continues to recover, especially because this is a rebuilding year. You gotta give kids a chance before you go out and get someone else. He’s done nothing to deserve getting dumped, which you effectively do when you go get another first baseman.

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by cmathewson on Jan 9, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Look at Lyle Overbay

Overbay is pretty much the definition of an average first baseman. He posted .950 OPS in the high minors at the same age as Parmelee.

Parmelee has some fairly reasonable comps among recent Twins for hitters – Matt Lawton and Jacque Jones. Bobby Higginson, Aaron Boone and Scott Spiezio are comps outside the Twins organization. There aren’t many comps who played full-time at 1B recently because first basemen who hit like that get replaced. First basemen who hit like that and are below average in the field go to Japan.

Parmelee should start everyday in AAA in 2012.

by DJL44 on Jan 9, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

We might not have that luxury

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by cmathewson on Jan 9, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Likely vs. necessary

I agree that the odds of Pamelee having an Overbay-like career are somewhat long. But I wouldn’t say he is destined for Japan or anything. If he continues to improve like he has the last couple of years, he could have a career like Overbay.

Projections are claims about probabilities. Guys play better than their projections all the time. Guys also play worse than their projects. If I were a betting man, I would not bet on Parmelee having a league-average career. But I also wouldn’t be against it. The odds are beatable.

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by cmathewson on Jan 9, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

In fairness...

El Paso and Tuscon are two of the most extreme hitter’s parks there are, so Overpaid’s (sorry, had to watch him just… forking… suck for way too long last season for the Pirates) numbers there were inflated.

That said, no way is Parmelee MLB ready.

by tobynotjason on Jan 10, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It actually works both ways

One could argue that adjustments work both ways. For the record, Chris Parmelee could improve against pitchers or pitchers figure out Parmelee. With that said, one could argue that Rene Tosoni is improving against MLB pitching. Ditto for Ben Revere and Trevor Plouffe. If we do have a lost 2012, hopefully Terry Ryan or his replacement takes away the crutches that are Denard Span and Josh Willingham.

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by Jessy S on Jan 10, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

if the twins had balls

they would go out and sign prince fielder to take over first base due to morneau will never fully recover and may never play again

by Dan_20 on Jan 8, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

Well this has certainly been close to my position.

Not about who to sign, but to operating under the assumption that Morneau is done.

I said at the end of last season. I don’t want him to risk doing even more permanent damage than is already there. It’s one thing if the risk is what stands between the team and a championship but there’s a whole season before that, even assuming the Twins good enough to have a shot at winning it all.

The thing is, even if he recovers so that he can work hard. What if he gets into another collision? It doesn’t even have to be a hard one. How likely is that for an infielder?

by MNPundit on Jan 8, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

How about

Leaving the worrying about his long term health up to him and his physicians?

by amiller92 on Jan 8, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Since I think the team doctors...

…have done a bad job recently and there are hints (all we can get) that support that conclusion.

by MNPundit on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW

His training regimen was not prescribed by team doctors. Justin employed the leading rehab facility in the country for brain injuries.

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by cmathewson on Jan 10, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Where did you get your degree in neuroscience?

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by cmathewson on Jan 8, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

he got it from the Ho Chi Minh City School of Medicine

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by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jan 9, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

@cmathewson

have you ever suffered from a concussion let alone multiple ones at that bet not. i have and morneau just needs to retire if he wants to function in the world

by Dan_20 on Jan 8, 2012 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

True

We may debate the future of just about anybody. But, at the end of the day, if Justin Morneau says he wants to play in 2012, he can play in 2012. No body can stop him, not even Dan 20.

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by Jessy S on Jan 9, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you read the thread?

Don’t make fun of concussions

I’ve had nine concussions and I speak at conferences, publish books and consult on the highest-profile projects for a Fortune 10 company (IBM). I’m living proof that you can overcome concussions. It just takes time. It’s not like a broken bone. Brains heal s-l-o-w-l-y. But they do heal. Gabby Giffords had a quarter of her brain shot out a year ago and she’s more than half way back.

My prediction: He’ll be playing everyday on opening day, DHing a few times a week. His stats won’t be anything special in the first half, but he’ll be back to his 2006 form before the end of the year. Next year, his contract will be a bargain.

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by cmathewson on Jan 8, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply

by Dan Cao on Jan 8, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Read my post above

I’ve had nine concussions. I have a permanent dent in my skull where it was fractured. Yet I have a successful career. Concussions are not the end. They just heal slowly.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 8, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

that's amazing CMath...

I had no idea. Kudos to you for the recovery.

Out of curiosity, if you don’t mind, how did they occur? Hockey?

by DJSkillz on Jan 9, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Various and sometimes hilarious

Sorry this is so long. It’s cathartic to write about it.

7 yo: Butted heads with a kid 100 pounds heavier than me as we both dove for a loose ball in backyard football (no helmets)

13 yo: A full film reel fell on my head at a Boy Scout meeting. I was sitting behind the projector minding my own business when some geek decided to play around with the projector and accidentally ejected the reel. It was a hygiene lecture. They never got the blood stains out of the carpet, cause I’m told I ran around like a chicken with my head cut off spurting blood like a Monty Python character. I only remember bits and pieces of that night.

15 yo: Got checked from behind and skidded into the end boards. Knocked out cold. Can’t remember much for a few days after that. I guess I was in the hospital.

15 yo: Was crewing in a sailboat race (C-scows) on Lake Okoboji in 25 knot winds. The skipper did an accidental jibe and the boom swung around and knocked me out cold. Don’t remember the rest of that regatta.

16 yo: Got charged and sent flying, landed with the base of my skull on the edge of the boards. Long bus ride home from Rochester with a bucket between my legs.

20 yo: Got pushed down at the front of the pack of bicycle racers in Milwaukee, several of the guys in the pack ran over my head below the helmet line. Still have sprocket marks. Got back up and chased down the pack, only to pass out in the last lap.

21 yo: Crashed chasing down a break-away in Cedar Rapids. Tried to make a reverse-grade turn going about 30 at the base of a hill. Hit the opposite curb, face planted on the sidewalk, and skidded 20 feet down a gravel driveway. Had just a strap helmet. Don’t know how I managed to stay conscious afterwards, but I have woozy memories of the nurse spending hours digging gravel out of my legs, arms and hip.

26 yo: Was cleaning an apartment as part of my summer job in grad school and running late at the end of my shift. I ran down the stairs and hit my forehead on the overhang. Out cold and three days in observation.

40 yo: Fractured my skull trying to duck under the low beam of a travel lift while carrying a mast to put on my buddy’s sailboat in Ashland. It was a real Keystone Cop moment. Especially when it happened a second time. That was the time I fractured my skull, I’m thinking. I didn’t even realize it had been fractured until years later when I noticed the dent in the shape of a nut and bolt on the top of my bald head. That one was the worst.

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by cmathewson on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

And the worst that happened to me

Was that I got my head hit by a watermelon. Otherwise I leave the head injuries to Buster on Mythbusters.

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I would like to see Dallas vs the Giants on Thanksgiving, Make it happen NFL!

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by Jessy S on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Lingering effects

Like any injury, concussions have lasting effects, which are more pronounced the more you have. I’m still extremely sensitive to light, noise, noxious smells, strong emotions, manipulation and deception. I fatigue easily and need a lot of sleep. But the more I use my brain to work through the challenges, the better I get. It’s like exercise. If I don’t move much for a week, I feel weak and tired. If I don’t use my brain in creative and technical challenges for a week, same thing.

Justin’s doing everything he can to get back to his 2010 form. I was impressed at the training regimen they have him on. He’ll get there. It just takes time.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 10, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

why don't you try using your brain more when you post!

Just joking. Couldn’t pass that one up. Keep a helmet on and keep posting!

by b1 on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I do use my brain

This is the best you got from a brain damaged dyslexic who’s extremely busy.

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Jan 11, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

ha!

that’s crazy, cmath. had no idea. it’s really a wonder you’re still alive with a number of those. that’s nuts. glad that you’re able to maintain a relatively healthy life at this point.

by DJSkillz on Jan 11, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I bet you can't hit a baseball as well as Morneau

does that also mean he should retire?

REPORTER: What do you think is happening to the team?
MICHAEL RAY RICHARDSON: The ship be sinking.
REPORTER: How far can it sink?
MICHAEL RAY RICHARDSON: Sky's the limit.

by uofmike on Jan 9, 2012 12:13 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Spending Money to Make Money.

Things just aren’t looking good for the Twins.
I bet we’d sell out every game again if the Twins had the balls to sign Prince Fielder.

by Dan Cao on Jan 8, 2012 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

True

I love the sound of crickets chirping. However, I would assume that the chirping crickets are only around if the Twins had an off day or are on the road.

I'm a proud fan of the Minnesota Twins and Dallas Cowboys!
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I would like to see Dallas vs the Giants on Thanksgiving, Make it happen NFL!

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by Jessy S on Jan 9, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

85% season ticket renewal rate as of December

They’re selling tickets. They might have to use the season ticket waiting list but I’m pretty sure they’ll sell just as many season tickets this year as last year. They haven’t even started selling single game tickets yet.

by DJL44 on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

As nice as it would be to see Morneau as a great baseball player again...

…there are more important long-term things in play here. Brain damage and concussion symptoms can bring on serious health problems later in life. To be honest, we should be hoping he’s okay throughout his entire life, because that’s much more important than baseball is. It would be very nice to see him mashing taters all over the park again, but I just hope he’s fine and doesn’t develop serious health problems later in life.

by 6beast5mode1 on Jan 8, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

OHHHH YEAH!!!

Did someone mention Mashin Taters

JIM JAMS BUSINESS IS MASHING TATERS, AND BUSINESS IS GOOD!!!

by MashinTaters on Jan 9, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LaVelle

Had Morneau on KFAN about a month ago. He seemed more focused on his wrist and the rest of his body. He seemed to have the attitude of “it is what it is” and seemed more confident than he did in this interview. link here
http://www.kfan.com/cc-common/podcast/single_page.html?podcast=KFAN_Twins&selected_podcast=MORNEAU_122911_1325206207_17681.mp3

by clutterheart on Jan 9, 2012 8:11 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

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