just a feeble attempt at humor. with apologies to the wizard of oz writers.



I could wile away the hours
Complaining of Joe Mauer
And live high on the hog
they'd love to hear me bitching
About our lousy pitching
If I only had a blog

We could all be cryin'
let's fire Terry Ryan
Or beat him with a log
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
the Twins would not be stinkin'
If I only had a blog

Oh, I could tell you why
The lineup cannot score
I could write of things you never knew before
And then I'd understand DWar

We could have a great big party
Griping about Gardy
And why he's such a dog
My rhymes would not be messy
And I'd get some love from Jesse
If I only had a blog