GOOD ROTATION


You say you want a good rotation
Well, you know
We all want to sign an ace
Posting here at SB Nation,
Well, you know
It's our favorite baseball place.

But when you talk about sabermetrics,
Don’t you know that you can count me out.
Don’t you know we're gonna be, fifth place
Fifth place, fifth place.

TR's got a real solution
Well, you know
We’d all love to see his plan.
Ask Gardy for a contribution,
Well, you know
We’re gonna trade D Span.

But if you want money for pitchers that throw real heat,
All I can tell you is brother you have to wait.
Don’t you know we're gonna be, fifth place,
Fifth place, fifth place.

You say you want a three year contract
Well, you know
We don't like to go that long.
You say that you can pitch to contact,
Well, you know
Four years with an option can't be wrong.

But if you go reading articles from Twinkie Town,
You know that we will send you down.
And you know you're going to be a Red Wing,
A Red Wing, A Red Wing