DJ Names for Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau and the Rest of the Minnesota Twins 40-Man Roster

Sheets made a silk, drink white milk, single up the middle if you get my ilk. - Elsa

Everyone knows Trevor May (DJ Hey Beef) and Erik Komatsu (Komo Beatz) have DJ handles. What this post presupposes is...maybe they all do?

We have reached the point in baseball's off-season where finding things to write about is a nightmare when there are no roster moves. Put another way: we've reached the point in baseball's off-season where "DJ names for everyone on the 40-man" seems like a brilliant goddamn idea. Enjoy or despise as per your belief system:

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