No. No, they will not. This is an awful team, and they will be lucky to win another game this year, much less another series.
Perhaps this FanPost and its associated poll seem defeatist, like I've given up on the 2012 Twins having any hope of success? Well, guess what, fans? You're right! This team is terrible! I could be a starting pitcher, and the only negative to the team would be the expense of treating the broken bones in my face!
This is not a discussion thread for your ridiculous optimism. This is a place for gallows humor and talk about whether this team could beat the Cleveland Spiders (short answer: Yes, but only because all the Spiders players were drunk during the game). If you aren't game for that. go somewhere else with your wretched "hope".
If I cared more, I'd put a picture of Gargamel or something here just to reinforce how grumpy this team has made me, but I can't even drum up the motivation to do that.