What a bunch of nonsense. He got selected for walking a lot? Because he is great at taking naps in his hammock? Fire him. Never let him play this game again. What a joke MLB. You have lost all credibility.
Fire Gardy also. That is the best speech he could come up with for the announcement? What a terrible manager. His and Joe Mauer's lazy energy clearly rubs off on the rest of the clubhouse. Look at how lazy their clapping is.
And look at that lazy walk at the end. Its like he is mocking all of Twins Territory with that stride.
In all seriousness, congrats to Joe Mauer. Another "typical" All Star season from someone who plays the most difficult position in the game.