It appears that Bartolo Colon will be unavailable to pitch for Oakland today. More information as it becomes available. Before you even attempt it: everyone has already made the "tested positive for cupcakes" joke. Don't bother.
|2012 - Liam Hendriks||0-5||9||8||0||0||0||0||38.1||57||36||30||10||10||23||7.04||1.75|
Third time's the charm, right?
|2012 - Tom Milone||9-9||23||23||1||0||0||0||145.1||150||73||65||20||29||107||4.03||1.23|
Milone hasn't won in over a month. He throws with his left hand. He spells "Malone" wrong.
Lineups and newsy bits after the jump jump:
Twins (courtesy Rhett Bollinger):
1. Revere CF
2. Casilla 2B
3. Mauer 1B
4. Willingham LF
5. Doumit DH
6. Carson RF
7. Plouffe 3B
8. SWEET DREW C
9. Florimon SS
- Carl Pavano is done for the season with a bruised humerus bone. (Twins medical staff joke goes here #1)
- Denard Span did not take an MRI yesterday due to his claustrophobia. (Twins medical staff joke goes here #2) Assuming he doesn't play today, this will be his 10th missed game without going on the DL, and the 10th game in a row where the Twins were short-handed for no good goddamn reason.