Taking list-making to a new, strange level, "sports' only full-time uniform reporter," one Paul Lukas of ESPN, ranks uniforms in the four big sports from 1-122. The Twins are described thusly: "The Twins' home script hasn't aged well. It always felt too clunky, and now it also feels too 1980s. The current road script is handsome but feels too clean, too sterile, like it was designed by someone at Hallmark instead of someone connected to the sports world. The net result is a look that feels just a tad rinky-dink -- the uniform equivalent of a four-A player. Also: Too many alternates." Incidentally, the Wild come in at #32, the Wolves at #115, and the Vikings at #119. Really? The Purple?