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In honor of Joe Mauer...

In honor of Joe Mauer's pursuit of a 4th batting title (and as a slight rebuttal to those who want more power from the man), a new song was released by Cariah Marey, simply titled "Mauer" (the tune is VERY similar to the song "Hero" sung by Mariah Carey, for those of you who just aren't as quick as the rest of us)

There’s a Mauer If you look inside your heart

You don’t have to be afraid Of big ballparks

There’s an answer If you break down video

There’s no sorrow if you go The other way

[Chorus]

And then Joe Mauer comes along

With a line drive to get on

As you cast your bat aside

Know with singles you can thrive

So when you feel leg strength is gone

DH is where you belong

And you’ll finally see the truth

That a single scores runs too

In the strike zone

When you face a fastball thrown

It’s a tough pitch to command

A home runs bold

You can find first

If you swing from inside out

And the nasty pitch you saw

Will disappear

[Chorus]

Bring home #4 Joe!

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