Heavers:

He blew a golden opportunity to get his first major league victory last Saturday after being staked to an 8-2 lead against the Royals. He has another chance to get one tonight against an even worse opponent. FRUIT SALAD.

I bet bullies called him Marjean at Caracas Junior High. Now who's bad, bullies! Besides the Indians.

Lineups after the jump jump:

Yard-Leavers (courtesy Joe C.):

Twins

1. Ben Revere, CF
2. Eduardo Escobar, 2B
3. Joe Mauer, C
4. Josh Willingham, DH (YAY YES PIG BACK)
5. Justin Morneau, 1B
6. Ryan Doumit, LF
7. Chris Parmelee, RF
8. Trevor Plouffe, 3B
9. Pedro Florimon, SS

Indians

1. Shin-Soo Choo, RF
2. Jason Kipnis, 2B
3. Asdrubal Cabrera, SS
4. Carlos Santana, C
5. Michael Bradley, CF
6. Russ Canzler, DH
7. Casey Kotchman, 1B
8. Vinny Rottino, LF
9. Jack Hannahan, 3B

Enjoy the game, everybody.