6’1" 205lbs Australian Seeking Single Win.

I recently relocated from Rochester, NY. Wins were falling all over me there…it was actually kinda embarrassing. Since arriving in Minnesota it seems like all the wins are already taken, and it has really shaken my confidence. It was such a good era in Rochester, I was a big-time playa. I knew this relationship dance might get a bit tougher in Minnesota, but I didn’t expect this era to be so bad right from the start!

A little bit about me: I am an occasional smoker, as I do like a good heater. I don’t use it often, but man, when a good heater hits the spot it feels so good. I can also be a bit of a prankster sometimes…I love to pull the string on people. I think you’d also like my Uncle Charlie. I don’t want us to spend too much time with him though. If you are around him a lot you’ll end up wanting to smack him. I’m not big on exercise. Runs and walks actually make me sick. Seriously.

I’m not picky about what I look for in a Win. You can be a perfect win or an ugly win. All that matters to me is that you fill the hole in my heart…specifically on the left side of the ledger of my heart. If we can get off to a quality start, there’s no telling where we could go. Please just give me a chance. Call me.

P.S. You must not be intimidated by my rather large WHIP. Thanks.