Once again it's that time of the year. So while you're watching today's game, keep this list of rules handy. Much love once again to Ben at That's Twins Baseball for creating this three years ago. (Please play responsibly.)
-Mentions it’s his Birthday–>Shotgun a beer.
-Says “You are here by circled”–>Spin in a circle and drink
-Mentions 365 Days till my next Birthday–>Shotgun 2 Beers
-Mentions it’s Joe Mauers Birthday–>Drink 7
-Says “That Upp-er-cut Swing” –>Drink with uppercut motion
-Says “And he did not miss it” –>Close eyes and Drink
-Says “Very good (#) E…R…A..”–>Drink number of ERA
-Says “Likes to extend those arms” –>Drink with arm extended
-Gets mad at fan who spells his name Burt–>Shotgun Vodka
-FSN shows his family in the crowd–>Drink
-Mentions “Downward Plane” –>Finish your beer at a downward angle.
-Mentions leaving the ball up–>Hold the beer away from your mouth and pour.
-A fan holds up a Happy Birthday sign–>Drink Twice
-A fan holds up a “Circle Me Bert” sign–>Finish beer and throw it at the sign on TV.
The Flying Dutchman: While wearing wooden shoes, jump off your deck and slam a beer.