Has everyone heard the news? Our old friend Drew Butera is back in town, subbing in for a couple days as Mauer joins the Paternity List to take care of his brand new twins. I'll stop writing for a moment so you can get your "Aww...."s out of the way.
Done? Anyway, half of the greatest battery-mates of all time (or at least in Twin's history) returns to warm our hearts with sub standard hitting and "amazing, breathtaking, irreplaceable" defense (Gardenhire's words, not mine*) that we've all come to know and
loathe love. So, I hope you, fellow Twinkie Town members, will join me as I paint on a glorious black mustache and start a garbage fire in memorium of the legendary Pavstache and his trusty lacky Sweet Drew. I'll light up a Lucky Strike unfiltered and watch that fire burn on, man.
*Might not actually be Gardenhire's actual words