Tuesday Twins Talk: The Nicest Guy on the Twins, Worley's New Bikini Body, and More

"I think all milks should be treated equally. I don't discriminate based on the content of fat." - Bob Stanton-USA TODAY Sports

There's finally some baseball news! Sorta. Enjoy this stuff:

  • Taking a page from the 2010 Delmon Young Handbook, Vance Worley lost 25 lbs in the offseason and says he feels in (more or less) the best shape of his life.
  • Justin Morneau is at the Rockies spring training camp talking about how awesome the Minnesota Twins and Nick Punto are and how he doesn't know everyone's name.
  • METRODOME DEMOLITION [UPDATE]: In case you haven't heard, the Metrodome is now fighting back. Demolition has stopped over safety concerns after several beans fell "out of sequence."
  • GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER [UPDATE]: This cute Detroit Tigers blog thinks the Tigers should sign Johan Santana, and "should be able to make a better case than the Twins at least." #$%$#@%@
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