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BTBS's 2014 Season Preview: Minnesota Twins

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The Twins need to throw as much spaghetti against the wall as they can to see what sticks so that the fresh meatball marinara sauce of Buxton and Sano, combined with the aged parmesan flavor of Joe Mauer, can produce a Flying Spaghetti Monster in 2015. In 2014, though, it's still spaghetti against a wall without any sauce, so it won't be good.