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The Legend of Chris Colabello

Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

[Sung to the tune of the Canyonero song from The Simpsons]


Can you name the man who's gets RBIs,
smells like Old Spice, and aged 35?

Colabello! Colabello!

When he comes to the plate and drops the hammer down,
he makes opposing pitchers all look like clowns!

Colabello! Colabello!

When he swings his bat and gives it a ride,
he carries with him every Minnesotan's pride.

Colabello! Colabello!

Top of the line in middle-aged rooks,
he's putting together an month for the books.

Colabello! Colabello!

He drives in runs. He carries the team.
He's a pitch-smacking, run-producing, hitting machine!

Colabello! Colabello!