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Twins Thunderdome: All About Intangibles

In looking at the Twins' 2016 draft picks, it seems pretty obvious to me that Alex Schick (pitcher from California) would take the rest in a pure battle of strength. He's 6'7" and 210 pounds. Without knowing the fighting styles and heart of the other guys, I'll always bet on the bigger man.

Here's the thing, though: As fans of the (fake) fight game well know, this kind of stuff really is all about the intangibles. For example:

Does he know how to cut a promo: Cream Of The Crop

Can he make an entrance: Best There Is, Best There Was...

What about the mic skills: If You Smelllllllllll

A kick-ass finisher is also a big plus: Stunner!

Finally, the ability to do something so incredible/stupid that it even leaves the announcers in a state of shock: He Is Broken In Half

So, I think it really is too early to call a winner of any potential Twins Thunderdome competition. We just don't know yet how the intangibles would all shake out.