Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

All Twins Throwing Arms Fall Off in Mystery Plague

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"Yep, that's about right."

Santana Not In Mid-Season Form, Sports World Reels

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What did people expect to see from Johan Santana at this point? Apparently, more than they should have.

Twins Officials: We Thought It Would Be Worse

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Team sources admit they're surprised that the season hasn't gone off the goddamn rails already.

Rejected Twins Valentine's Day Cards Unveiled

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The Twins tried to monetize the personalities of their players over the big love holiday last weekend. Twinkie Town was able to secure samples of these cards.

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Pitchers and Catchers Report for Spring Training

Twins eliminated from playoff contention?

Death Toll from Jeter's Retirement Riot Mounts

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The aftermath of the battle between "We're going to boo Jeter" and "You can't boo Jeter" forces has overwhelmed Twin Cities hospitals.

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Why was Andrew Albers really sent to the KBO?

Boot transcribes a conversation overheard between Twins GM Terry Ryan and former right-handed Twins pitcher Andrew Albers.

T.C. heads to Spring Training

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This is a video of T.C. Bear getting ready for Spring Training. There, happy now SBN?

Slouching Towards Target Field

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Baseball Prospectus asked the late poet William Butler Yeats to preview the Minnesota Twins for their 2014 edition. His submission was deemed "weirder than balls" so they had Gleeman write it up...

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