Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

Rejected Twins Valentine's Day Cards Unveiled

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The Twins tried to monetize the personalities of their players over the big love holiday last weekend. Twinkie Town was able to secure samples of these cards.

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Pitchers and Catchers Report for Spring Training

Twins eliminated from playoff contention?

Death Toll from Jeter's Retirement Riot Mounts

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The aftermath of the battle between "We're going to boo Jeter" and "You can't boo Jeter" forces has overwhelmed Twin Cities hospitals.

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Why was Andrew Albers really sent to the KBO?

Boot transcribes a conversation overheard between Twins GM Terry Ryan and former right-handed Twins pitcher Andrew Albers.

T.C. heads to Spring Training

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This is a video of T.C. Bear getting ready for Spring Training. There, happy now SBN?

Slouching Towards Target Field

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Baseball Prospectus asked the late poet William Butler Yeats to preview the Minnesota Twins for their 2014 edition. His submission was deemed "weirder than balls" so they had Gleeman write it up...

Metrodome Lashes Out at Twins in Final Interview

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In an exclusive TwinkieTown interview, the multi-purpose stadium speaks bluntly and profanely about its time with the Twins.

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Scenes from an Offseason: A New Hope

Wayback commissions the latest in the Scenes from an Offseason anthology, in which Gardy pays a visit to an isolated building in the middle of nowhere.

Ron Davis: Mets Screw Up, Still Won't Apologize

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In an interview with the New York Daily News, the former Twin talked about Ike's situation, did not say "I'm sorry, Stu" once. Some typical Ron Davis BULLSHIT.

TC Bear Mauls 8 at Marshall Pizza Ranch

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"We said 'Never again' after the Great Fergus Falls Massacre of '09. We were wrong."

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