Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

Mike Lamb Calls Rockies "Just to See What's Up"

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The former Twins third baseman says he talked about the weather, holiday plans, "nothing much, really."

Minnesota Twins Talking Point Dies Suddenly

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A small, private ceremony is expected to be held.

TWINS TO ALL OTHER TWINS: SEE YOU IN COURT

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This is a list of twins. It is very silly.

Scenes From An Offseason: Volume 10

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The Twins are venturing into a new frontier: Signing big moderate free agents.

Other Former-Twins the Twins Could Sign

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Twinkie Town takes a look at the lower profile former-Twins the Twins could bring back into the fold. You'll be surprised!

OPINION: Twins Should Of Moved Mauer, All Right

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Anoka resident and classic North Metro shit-for-brains Tom Hanson checks back in with his opinion of Joe Mauer's move to first base and a suggested addition to the coaching staff.

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Unauthorized Ripoff: Scenes from an Offseason

Community member wayback is inspired by Jon Marthaler's popular series, and brings back an old friend.

EXCLUSIVE: Interview With the Anti-Santana Guy

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We here at Twinkie Town dug deep to find those people who actually don't want the Twins to sign Johan Santana. Surprisingly, we didn't come up completely empty handed.

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How Minnesota Can Make 2014 More Interesting

Twinkie Town community member TawnyFroggy has suggestions for how the Twins can make 2014 interesting. And they are all bankable genius.

Area Gypsy Women: Don't Blame Us for This

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"Our curses will cause your genitals to wilt and your skin to boil, but this stuff is just cruel."

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