Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

Anthony Swarzak tries to stay busy

Why shouldn't he host a public-access TV show?

Terry Ryan Gripes to Rainbow Foods Cashier Again

$4 for a pound of hamburger is just not right.

Shairon Martis Fan Club Not Surprised By Release

Even the 40th player on the 40-man roster has fans. At least for the purposes of this story, which I just made up.

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 8

Ron Gardenhire faces his moment of truth.

Fake TV shows with better ratings than the Twins

Nobody really wants to watch the end of the Twins season.

Twins to Jim Souhan, Christian Ponder: Thanks!

The team says it's grateful for the all the work they've done to distract the sporting public.

Gene Glynn visits the Twins clubhouse

Rochester manager Gene Glynn is tagging along for the rest of the season. I'm sure that won't be awkward at all.

Glen Perkins DJ Project to "Drop Nasty Beatz"

The All-Star reliever wants to "make the world dance" with his "nasty, Washington County sound"

The top 25 Twins excuses for their home problems

The Twins have lost ten in a row at home. But why? (Yes, satire.)

Mauer's Critics Analyze Peyton Manning's Night

Manning became just the sixth QB in NFL history to throw seven touchdowns in one game. Joe Mauer's critics explain why he sucks.

Yahoo-baseball.v988856f
Ticketmaster-mlb_2012_300x250.vf418707
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Twinkie Town

You must be a member of Twinkie Town to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Twinkie Town. You should read them.

Join Twinkie Town

You must be a member of Twinkie Town to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Twinkie Town. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9351_tracker