Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

Area Gypsy Women: Don't Blame Us for This

10

"Our curses will cause your genitals to wilt and your skin to boil, but this stuff is just cruel."

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Target Field is Haunted

Bird Swensor is haunted by the ghosts of Twins players past. And if you're having trouble staying cool in the summer, give Carrier a call.

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 9

33

And so we face the final curtain.

No Game 7, No Problem, Say Twins Fans

10

Boston's Game 6 victory gives local baseball enthusiasts an extra 24 hours to be overwhelmed with sadness, befuddlement.

Terry Ryan holds "press conference" at area bar

7

The Twins GM is in an outstate bar, but he's ready for your questions.

Twins PR Intern's First Job: Sell Bernier-mentum.

12

He's back, baby! And Twins Territory's got him!

Anthony Swarzak tries to stay busy

10

Why shouldn't he host a public-access TV show?

Terry Ryan Gripes to Rainbow Foods Cashier Again

21

$4 for a pound of hamburger is just not right.

Shairon Martis Fan Club Not Surprised By Release

21

Even the 40th player on the 40-man roster has fans. At least for the purposes of this story, which I just made up.

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 8

11

Ron Gardenhire faces his moment of truth.

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