We're reduced to this - making lists to sum up just how bad the Twins are.
People take sports seriously, and when athletes who are the source of frustration make themselves available on Twitter some of those people will take pot shots. That's not cool.
Beloit College highlights generational differences with its annual Mindset List. Here now, we look at some of the great memories of Twins fans - and how old you'd have to be to remember them.
Anthony Slama avoided Tommy John surgery last autumn with his injury, but is the best strikeout pitcher the Twins have who isn't on the 40-man roster.
Perkins' contract details outlined, compared to other extensions to relief pitchers, and talk of how this move sets the bullpen up for the future.
With baseball adding two more teams to the playoff picture, we take a factually incorrect look at how the ten-team playoffs came to be.