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Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

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Best Supporting Actor: Jack Morris?

This is the first acting nomination for the legendary MLB hurler and hero of the 1991 World Series.

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Counting the days until Twins important dates

Here's how many days you have left until a few important - and perhaps not-so-important - Twins milestones this year.

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Nick Punto and First Base: an Oral History

Nick Punto has slid into first base and into our hearts. The pretend story, from the people who know him.

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A Twins blogger's New Year's resolutions

As the calendar turns to 2013, it's a chance for one Twins blogger to vow to be different and better - or in some cases the same - next year.

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DJ Names for Everyone on the Twins 40-Man Roster

Everyone knows Trevor May (DJ Hey Beef) and Erik Komatsu (Komo Beatz) have DJ handles. What this post presupposes is...maybe they all do?

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Minneapolis, Hello! The Larry King Xmas Column

Continuing a Christmas tradition, we spoof Larry King's old USA Today columns, because why not.

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The Twins Free Agent Starting Pitching Application

Want to be part of the Twins' starting rotation in 2013? Just fill out this form to get started.

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Twins: Close Enough is Good Enough!

No, they're not Zack Greinke and Anibal Sanchez, but if you look at them peripherally, it's close enough, right?

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Straight Outta Cretin, by ColossusOfRhode

In our Big Big Story Contest-winning story, commenter ColossusOfRhode has the scoop on Joe Mauer's debut rap album.

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