Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

"Small Sample Size" Lifts Twins Fan's Spirits

9

"It's good to have things that are constant, things that don't ever change."

Office Crossfit Guy Solves Twins Problems

26

Will the popular exercise regimen really help the Twins in 2014? One local bro thinks so.

2014 Minnesota Twins Rain Delay Programming

15

From April blizzards to September monsoons, FSN has you covered.

Rep. Pat Garofalo Apologizes for his 2014 Preview

5

This was not unexpected.

Rep. Pat Garofalo Previews the 2014 Twins

5

You've read his thoughts on the NBA. Now read Rep. Garofalo's thoughts on what the season has in store for your Minnesota Twins

All Twins Throwing Arms Fall Off in Mystery Plague

35

"Yep, that's about right."

Santana Not In Mid-Season Form, Sports World Reels

26

What did people expect to see from Johan Santana at this point? Apparently, more than they should have.

Twins Officials: We Thought It Would Be Worse

19

Team sources admit they're surprised that the season hasn't gone off the goddamn rails already.

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