Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

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Unauthorized Ripoff: Scenes from an Offseason

Community member wayback is inspired by Jon Marthaler's popular series, and brings back an old friend.

EXCLUSIVE: Interview With the Anti-Santana Guy

We here at Twinkie Town dug deep to find those people who actually don't want the Twins to sign Johan Santana. Surprisingly, we didn't come up completely empty handed.

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How Minnesota Can Make 2014 More Interesting

Twinkie Town community member TawnyFroggy has suggestions for how the Twins can make 2014 interesting. And they are all bankable genius.

Area Gypsy Women: Don't Blame Us for This

"Our curses will cause your genitals to wilt and your skin to boil, but this stuff is just cruel."

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Target Field is Haunted

Bird Swensor is haunted by the ghosts of Twins players past. And if you're having trouble staying cool in the summer, give Carrier a call.

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 9

And so we face the final curtain.

No Game 7, No Problem, Say Twins Fans

Boston's Game 6 victory gives local baseball enthusiasts an extra 24 hours to be overwhelmed with sadness, befuddlement.

Terry Ryan holds "press conference" at area bar

The Twins GM is in an outstate bar, but he's ready for your questions.

Twins PR Intern's First Job: Sell Bernier-mentum.

He's back, baby! And Twins Territory's got him!

Anthony Swarzak tries to stay busy

Why shouldn't he host a public-access TV show?

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