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Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

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"Give Joe Mauer a Break," Says Joe Mauer Novelty Sideburn Manufacturer

It's not just stat heads and SABR guys who want people to cut Joe Mauer some slack. One local novelty sideburn manufacturer wants you to know that American jobs depend on it.

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Other Promises The Twins Broke

Twins AAA catcher Rene Rivera is mad at the team for broken promises. We look at a few other promises the Twins broke this year, as well.

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This Week in Twins History: Now With a Poll!

This week in Twins history will be covering the debut of a fan favorite, the longest home run hit at the Dome, and Killer's final Twins home run. It should be fun--let's get right into it: S...

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A Look At A Few Other Twins Scouting Reports Through The Years

The Twins don't think Anthony Slama can make it in the majors. With this in mind, let's take a look at some of their other scouting reports, through the years.

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Slama to Twins Fans: "Nah, I'm Good Here." (SATIRE)

We've heard what Twins fans have to say about Anthony Slama. Now let's listen to what he has to say, or at least the fake things I've made up that he said.

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Waivers: How Do They Work?

Confusion reigned when Joe Mauer was placed on trade waivers Wednesday. Twinkie Town sorts out the different types of waivers, what they mean, and reminds you that the Jeff House is located in Overland Park, Kansas.

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This Week in Twins History: No Hitters, Shank, and Puckett's Brewer Killing

This week, we look into the Twins past at a couple of fun events, a couple of not-so-fun events, and we fondly remember Shank and Puckett. Onward! August 26, 1962 - The Twins have their first-ever...

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A Very Short Story About A Very Bad Team

When things get bad - and they're bad, at least for Twins fans - we here at Twinkie Town turn to fiction.

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Twins: "Grateful and Surprised" to Learn of 15-Day Disabled List

There is a 15-day disabled list in Major League Baseball, and the MInnesota Twins are excited to use it.

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The MLB News Roundup, Augmented With Five-Item Lists

There's big news from all corners of the Major League Baseball Globe, all of which we are reporting by helpfully illustrating the news with five-item lists.

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