There's big news from all corners of the Major League Baseball Globe, all of which we are reporting by helpfully illustrating the news with five-item lists.

"Programming is supported by the Walker Arts Center and Ryan Doumit, who has an .834 OPS this season."

With the Yankees selling unaccountable amounts of Yankees-themed cologne, it's time for the rest of baseball to get in on the action. We've got scent suggestions here.

Tsuyoshi Nishioka is back in the big leagues, despite being one of the worst Twins ever. Here are five lists about the "shortstop."

All of your Tommy John surgeries are belong to us.

The White Sox think that they can fix Francisco Liriano, no problem. As Twins fans, and therefore experts on all things Liriano, we look at just how this might work.

Every day, scientists are making new and awe-inspiring discoveries. We wonder, though - how do these advances affect the Twins?

Local dumb guy has seen just about enough, calls out Ron Gardenhire, Rick Anderson.

The Twins aren't looking so hot. With this in mind, we've come up with a list of small, achievable goals for some of the Twins players. These may not translate into wins, but they might translate into some more fun.

Bored with the 50 Greatest Twins re-runs during rain delays? So are we. Here are some programming suggestions for FSN.