Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Facebook reacts to Joe Mauer’s number retirement
This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on, my friends...
Rejected trade returns for John Andreoli
Some items intrigued the Twins, others did not.
EXCLUSIVE: List of front office ideas to prevent Buxton-vs-wall collisions
Our Twinkie Town insider got the details from an exclusive meeting.
Twins fans reportedly unhappy about lack of home runs
Surveys conducted say that fans expect an average of five homers per game.
Luis Arráez pulls Rod Carew’s bat from Target Field concrete
"Whoso pulleth out this lumbere..."
La Tortuga to the IL...we’re in the end game now.
There is only a 0.00000007% chance the Twins fan base recovers.
At Target Field, Rocco Baldelli still finding eggs from last Easter
An odor of chocolate still lingers in the stadium’s underbelly.
Rejected Twins-based drink ideas
While the La Tortuga is a great idea, these are... not
Willians Astudillo might actually be holding our universe together
"See the Turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the Earth..."
Five reasons that T.C. Bear is exponentially better than the Phillie Phanatic
Who would you choose: A kind and loving bear or a violent, off-brand muppet?
Eleven people who are nicer than Joe Mauer
The Twins legend is known for being nice, but some people are even nicer
Jake Reed requests assignment to the Jake Cave
"If it worked for Jake Cave, maybe it’ll finally get me a call up"
The real reasons for the retirement of Dean Anna
There can only be one.
Burn Box Tony, Saltine Yurt, and Wealth Stork: the 2019 Twins in anagrams
Can you figure out all forty jumbled Twins’ names?
Minnesota Twins spoonerism rankings, 2019
Its friday, so let’s talk about something silly.
Twins players most likely to be memes in 2019: a ranking
When do pitchers and catchers report again?
If Harold Baines is in the Hall of Fame, these former Twins should be too.
Totally fair and unbiased statistical comparisons
Twins announce more Joe Mauer themed promotions
What else could those clever marketing folks have up their sleeve?
Ron Gardenhire’s advice for Christmas with the folks
Your favorite Jolly Elf has some suggestions
Sources: Your dad will not pronounce ‘Schoop’ correctly until well into 2019
"We haven’t seen a situation like this since the Krzyzewski Incident of 1986."
Joe Mauer’s guide to Black Friday deals
The retired Twins great helps you save time and money
Local skateboarding dog added to FSN Twins broadcasts
Champ, 7, is expected to plug gaps in wake of Blyleven’s reduced role.
Rocco Baldelli’s call to Joe Mauer
I really want to know what the new Twins manager and Joe actually talked about, but it’s just too easy to imagine anyway.
Target Field should have a Baby Brig
After all, children need to learn how to swab the poop deck.
What we know about these dark horse Twins managerial candidates
There’s been a lot of analysis of names like Rocco Baldelli and James Rowson. There’s been less of these.
Mauer speculation leads Anoka man to scout new nemesis
Potential Mauer retirement has unemployable local rube searching for replacement
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