Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

The Joe Mauer sitcom pitch

Joe Mauer's agent really thinks this could work as a sitcom.

Rays Sign Delmon, Look to Add More Jerks

Picking up the former Twin is just the latest maneuver

The "Twins Way," Revealed in Full

For the first time, here's the full version of the Twins Way.

Morneau Shipped...to the Middle East?

The Twins slugger will hopefully hit dingers of diplomacy and shared understanding for US interests in the Middle East, Asia

MLB Announcement: Steroids Gone From Baseball

According to Commissioner Bud Selig, the last place left to get steroids anywhere has been closed, thanks to baseball's tireless investigation.

Andrew Albers Statue To Be Dedicated On Monday

It will involve a children's choir, speeches from many Twins' greats, and a ceremonial release of 63 birds.

Twins Warn Buxton: Triples Are "Showing Off"

The #1 prospect in the minors may have to grow up by slowing down.

How the Twins can spend that $251,000

The Twins are going to save a little money, unexpectedly. Here's how we think they should spend it.

Ex-Twins, Assemble!

If we got a few former Twins in a room, what might happen? (Warning: goofy.)

The Last Optimistic Twins Fan Finally Gives Up

"This sucks. It just sucks," said the man.

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