"Hey boss, hate to bother ya during the game, but it turns out arson isn't legal in Florida.  That website was full of crap.  What should I do?"

"Geez, Drew.  Let me think on this one."

"Sure thing, boss.  But that old hotel, she sure looked beautiful when she burned, didn't she?"

"She sure did, Drew.  She sure did."

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Later that night, outside the bar (where all the Minneapolis landmarks hang out)...

How's Metrodome been doing this summer?

Hey, kids!

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OUT - turf burns! IN - grass stains!