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The Gleeman Special

Yeah, okay, so we've all seen stories like this one.  Ortiz is going to the pen.  The team is mum on who's coming up, but ERA's and (cough, more importantly) service time being how they are we all know Mr. Slowey will be amking his major league debut this Friday.  The news isn't the point of the post.  Mostly I just wanted to make a little joke about something.  

You can already read a bit of the coming storm over at RotoWorld but I thought I'd ask the question here first.

How much congratulating of himself is Aaron Gleeman going to do in his blog tomorrow?

I read him every day, I enjoy his blog, and his opinion is usually reasonable and something I give serious consideration to, but I'd like to take this opportunity to jab at him.

How many times will Mr Gleeman pat himself on the butt, stroke his own tummy, drown himself with praise, toot his own horn, or altogether request that Mr Ryan eat his words with this very spoon (the one in his hand) tomorrow?

I won't tell you my guess, just a hint.  It starts with an 'e' and ends with a "'leventie billion."

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How many times will Gleeman ask Gardy to pinch his ass tomorrow?
1-2
15 votes
2-5
25 votes
6-19
19 votes
42
24 votes
It would be difficult to express such a sum with mundane numbers
106 votes

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well,
he WAS right.

but he was right along with hoards of other Twins followers.  Didn't take a genius to realize the Ortiz signing was a massive mistake.

I am betting on at least three sentences that begin with something along the lines of: "As I wrote back in..."

by gophersw on May 29, 2007 1:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well
Well, only one sentence started like that, but he also linked back to his own stuff predicting everything would happen, which is basically the same thing.

I want to reiterate, I like Gleeman.  He knows the game well, is a pretty good writer, and makes a lot of good points.  I just could see today's article coming from a mile away having read him for awhile now and I wanted to throw a few playful jabs first.

Baseball is great because you cant take a knee or kill the clock. You gotta put the ball over the plate and give the other guy his damn shot E Weaver abridged

by AdamOnFirst on May 29, 2007 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read him daily
and usually end up agreeing with him.

He is getting a tad big for his britches lately recently, despite his new workout plan...

by gophersw on May 29, 2007 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"lately recently" ?
Must have been tired...

by gophersw on May 29, 2007 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Smurf in the Hand is Worth two in the Smurf
Remember on the Smurfs when Brainy Smurf would start reading from his "Quotations by Brainy Smurf" book, and he would get tossed out of the Smurf Village and land on his head?  That's pretty much what the inevitable weekly "I told you so" entry reminds me of.  

Let's hope we get to read the "I told you so entry" when Jason Kubel starts to smurf the ball out of the Smurfpark soon.

by mini tb on May 29, 2007 11:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lets hope
he wasn't blowin' smurf up our bums about Kubel.

by gophersw on May 29, 2007 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gleeman today
This one was more thoughtful than the typical "I told you so" column. For one thing, he presented new analysis this time. In past columns, he's just reminded everyone of the analysis he did and that he was right about it. Because there was some new stuff, I liked it.
Free Kevin Slowey.

by cmathewson on May 29, 2007 11:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's keep one thing in mind...
Gleeman's analysis pretty much hinges on this caveat:

"If you assume that they [the Twins] would have managed a .500 record if those same starts had been made by Scott Baker, Kevin Slowey, and Matt Garza, then going with Ponson and Ortiz cost 2-3 wins. If you assume that Baker, Slowey, and Garza would have won more than half the time, then 4-5 games were lost."

These are really tough assumptions to make.

- Of Ponson's five losses, two were 4-3 losses. Could a different pitcher pitched better, perhaps only allowing two runs? Possibly. We can give one bonus win here, maybe two if you assume that whoever is replacing Ponson could have racked up consistent 7-inning, two-run outings. Two other losses were 8-2 losses. Those are really hard to imagine that a better pitcher could have 'won', because even the best pitching teams in baseball don't get one-run outings every time out. Ponson's only really bad loss came in KC; that one was pretty clearly a game where even a league-average performance could have garnered a win. Ponson's two wins probably would have been wins by any pitcher (12-5 and 9-1, both over Tampa).

Let's call a swap for Ponson +2 wins.

- Ortiz started the season well; he was 3-0 out of the gate and the Twins didn't allow more than 2 runs as a team in any of those games. He also had good run support (23 runs in those same 3 games), so we can say that a lesser pitcher likely still would have won those three games. (Though, to be fair, a bad outing in the Yankee win might have proven disastrous.) Ortiz then took a loss and a no-decision in his next two starts despite still pitching well - just three runs allowed for the staff in both games, a 3-1 loss, and a 5-3 win. Hard to say that a different pitcher could have won both of those games, and might well have ended up losing the second (unless we're assuming that the 'new' pitchers never have bad outings).

Then a 6-4 loss to Tampa and a 6-3 loss to Chicago were subpar but not disastrous, while the 15-7 pounding in Cleveland was disastrous. There's definitely one win possible in there, but the chance of a second, in my mind, gets washed out by the chance that the earlier win could have been a loss. Then the 6-5 loss in Milwaukee, which boiled down to one bad pitch, and the 9-8 loss in Texas, which boiled down to more than one.

Let's be generous and say another +2 wins for Ortiz.

Now we look at Silva. Of Silva's five losses, three were in games in which the Twins were shut out; hard for even Santana to win in that situation. Add in the 7-1 loss to Cleveland, which looks bad but likely wouldn't have been a win for any mortal pitcher, and you've got just one Silva loss that another pitcher might have salvaged; the 14-4 loss to Texas.

Now you have Silva's three wins: 5-4 over Seattle, 11-3 over Detroit, and 4-2 over Toronto. Add in Silva's no-decisions: a 3-2 win for Nathan over Tampa and a 7-3 loss by Crain to Cleveland, and you've got at least two games in there that an average or even above-average performance might have lost.

Call it -1 win for Silva.

So if you assume that Slowey, Baker, and Garza between them never have a bad outing, sure, you can claim that the Twins would likely be three games, maybe even more, ahead of where they are today. All it really takes is one bad outing for each of them and the Twins haven't moved an inch from reality.

Lastly, keep in mind that this is the same guy who, at the start of the season, chose to lump Silva in with Ortiz and Ponson (http://www.aarongleeman.com/2007_03_25_baseballblog_archive.html#8115765339508813530);  notice that Silva isn't anywhere in the analysis anymore? If you presume that Gleeman would have started the season with Slowey, Baker, and Garza instead of Ponson, Ortiz, and Silva, I think it's rational to conclude that the Twins would still be precisely where they are today.

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David Wintheiser

by dwintheiser on May 29, 2007 4:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you left out something
You're ignoring the second part of his argument: Without those signings, the  Twins would not only have had better pitching, they would have had $4 to $9 million more to spend on desperately needed hitting. Gleeman argues this would also account for some wins. Given their 3B and DH production I think this is a fair point. Here's what he says:

"Beyond that, by paying them $4.1 million the Twins devoted about six percent of their payroll to Ponson and Ortiz. It's difficult to say how much of an impact spending $4 million to improve the team elsewhere would have had, but certainly having another capable bat in the lineup at third base or designated hitter would have been helpful. Twins third basemen have combined for the third-worst production in the league at .226/.308/.328, while the DHs have been fourth-worst at .256/.342/.384.

While it's impossible to pin down specific numbers or players at this point, it's clear that spending $4 million to sign or trade for even a run-of-the-mill bat at those spots could have easily led to a multi-game improvement over the course of an entire year."

It's interesting to see the game-by-game breakdown though. While the games might have gone differently with different pitchers, I still think your argument is valid. You just can't say you've refuted his argument if you ignore half of it.

by by jiminy on May 29, 2007 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although...
if the Twins had dumped Silva last October as Gleeman wanted and signed one of the Starters he said would come at Silva like $$$ (Wolfe, Meche, Lilly types) you would be in the hole a couple Mil$ and with no hitter either.

When you take the whole package, probably a wash at best.

Regards,

I don't suffer from insanity...I relish every moment of it!

by the Dragon on May 29, 2007 5:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It is reasonable...
...but entirely unquantifiable, because you never sign 'a league-average third baseman'; you sign a specific player and get his production.

For instance, the Twins might have tried to sign Wes Helms from Florida instead of Jeff Cirillo; that would have netted them about a .265/630 batting line or so. Or maybe Tony Graffanino? He's hitting below .200/500. Craig Counsell? Pedro Feliz?

It's simply not true to say that you should be able to sign someone and expect to get a 'league-average' player, because the way talent is distributed in baseball (the far right end of a bell-shaped curve), there are going to be more players below average than above it. And the players who are significantly above average? Probably not free agents - at least not at the Twins level of affordability. Could the Twins have signed someone and gotten pleasantly good numbers? Absolutely. Should anyone have expected that, or even league-average numbers? Not if they know what they're talking about.

This isn't a complete rejection of Gleeman's argument by any means; just a recognition that, if you define 'average' as 'mean production', then significantly more than 50% of the players you're looking at are going to be below average.

by dwintheiser on May 29, 2007 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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