Courtesy of AdamOnFirst, put your hands together for a very special cover of The Fugees Killin' Me Softly.

Bouncin' my pain right to second
Ending the rallies with his K's
Killing me softly with his bat
Killing me softly with his bat
Telling our whole year with his LOB's
Killing me softly with his bat

Yea yea yea do do do...

I heard he sang a good song,
I heard he was an MVP,
And so I came to see him and watch him for a while
And there he was this Canadian
Big biceps in my eyes

Bouncin' my pain right to second
Ending the rallies with his K's
Killing me softly with his bat
Killing me softly with his bat
Telling our whole year with his LOB's
Killing me softly with his bat

Bases all flushed with Jasons
Madly Cheered the crowd,
I felt he might find the gap, and bring each one around,
I prayed that he would homer
But he just kept right on bouncin' out

Bouncin' my pain right to second
Ending the rallies with DP's
Killing me softly with his bat
Killing me softly with his bat
Telling our whole year with his LOB's
Killing me softly with his bat

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