Caption Contest: Justin Morneau, Evil Jedi

by Jesse on Mar 19, 2008 10:07 AM EDT in News 7 comments

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Lew

I will destroy you, Lew Fordwalker.

by Jesse on Mar 19, 2008 11:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe

Give into your anger, Joe Mauer.  Say the word "damn" and you will succumb to the power of the dark side.  Then you will have a beer.

by Jesse on Mar 19, 2008 11:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

I win.

-Flip

by Flip27 on Mar 19, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He got the upside

I got the downside.  

There's two sides to every Schwartz.

by Neil on Mar 19, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To Garden-Wan-Kenobi:

"With the blast shield down I can't even see!  How am I supposed to fight?"

CDW in SLC

by CDW in SLC on Mar 19, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sabathia

I will destroy you, Lord Sabathsidius.....

by 33MorneauMVP on Mar 19, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who cares if my scalp is sewn on...

Just get me the puck at the point and I'll drive it home.

(Different direction, I know)

"You're thinking too much. Just have fun." -- Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez in Sandlot

by cmathewson on Mar 19, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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