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Joe [Mauer] just picked his nose. Now, what does that mean?

— Bert Blyleven, following an on-air discussion of how runners on second base signal a batter about what pitch is coming.

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You're not out there to kiss each other, you're out there to play a baseball game.

— Bert Blyleven on Tuesday night's Fox Sports Net broadcast, discussing (I guess) playing the game hard.

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