Twinkie Town, a Minnesota Twins community

The Twins keep making horrible defensive blunders, and after several years, you have to wonder - is this a symptom of real problems with Ron Gardenhire's management style?

If the Twins coaches wrote an advice column, what would it look like? Join our conceptions of the Twins coaching staff, as they explain how to deal with problems romantic, sophomoric, and pedantic.

For the fifth season in a row, Twinkie Town has the season in review already done - before the season's even really begun.

The Maple Street Press Twins 2011 Annual is out - and to entice you, here's a couple of deleted scenes that didn't make the final product.

Nick Punto, Ron Gardenhire's favorite, has left the organization for good, signing a deal with St. Louis. Poor Gardy has to go through the stages of grief.

If only an idiot could find both crayon and paper, here's what he might write to Twins manager Ron Gardenhire.

Even after a division championship, do you still want Twins management "made redundant"?

The Twins are back to the .500 mark - and, looking at the numbers, they might be the most average team in the league.

Luke Hochevar shut down the Twins for seven innings, and the Royals took the series opener 4-2 at Kauffman Stadium.

If you tuned into Sunday's post-game show and heard the GameDay Chatter segment - otherwise known as "the part of the show where a blogger rails against the establishment" - you heard my dulcet...