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Home Run Derby Live Blog
I know the live blog thing as been done to death. I admit it, I'm a complete hack. We join this broadcast already in progress...9:07 Apparently the Taco Bell Legends & Celebrity Softball Game is next...can't wait. Justin Morneau steps in.9:08"It's like a Kiwanis Club in here" Rick Reilly's comment...
MVP: Morneau of the Same
Crowd, chanting "MVP! MVP! MVP!" via www.sportsbusinessnews.com Voiceover: Two years ago, America elected Justin Morneau as its most valuable player. He promised to end corrupt Cooperstown politics, and to change baseball for the better. via imagecache2.allposters.com Voiceover: But has...
Home Run Derby Open Thread
It's tonight at 7 CT on ESPN. The field, listed by neutralized isolated power (SLG-AVG): Dan Uggla (.329) Lance Berkman (.306) Chase Utley (.295) Ryan Braun (.278) Grady Sizemore (.277) Evan Longoria (.259) Josh Hamilton (.249) Justin Morneau (.194)
Series Recap: STRUGGLING!
When I was in high school, there was a guy on our baseball team that loved nothing more than the first pitch of the game from the opposing pitcher. If it was a ball - and this being high school baseball, it often was - this guy, without fail, would prematurely heckle the pitcher by yelling...
Gardenhireisms
We've done Bert-Speak (formatting will be off, but it's still readable). This is only slightly different. Gardenhireism Example "The heck" I like the heck outta that Nick Punto. Nick Blackburn throws the heck outta that ball. Livan Hernandez ate the heck outta that sandwich...
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