For those of you who don't get the chance to listen to Burt and his colorful commentary on a regular basis, it's easy to become confused at "Burt-Speak". Here is a simple guide to help you overcome any jargon issues.
Sounds Like What he means
California Math I can't do math
You are hereby I like to draw
I gave up so many I was so f*$@!#g
home runs, I can't good I can joke about
remember. all the dingers I allowed.
Why am I not in the Hall of
...at the Major I can't count all the
League level... numbers from the years prior
to the Major League level.
California math. (See above)
Only _ days until I like cake.
...that's why I I was so good I was around
lost 250 games. long enough to lose 250
times...and still be
one of the best pitchers
of all time. Bitches.
That's just a start. Feel free to add your own!