Over a week has passed since the end of the Twins' 2007 season. By now, lockers have been cleaned out, goodbyes have been said, and golf clubs have been unpacked. The team, in such close proximity to one another for eight months, is now scattered to the winds.
In the old days, when holding the job of baseball player didn't guarantee minor riches, players would take off-season jobs to help make ends meet. For the most part, today's players don't need to deal with this.
Nevertheless... what if...
LIKELY TWINS OFF-SEASON OCCUPATIONS
Nick Punto: Impotence spokesman
Torii Hunter: "Hands-off" physical therapist
Chris Heintz: Maytag repairman
Dennys Reyes: Chippendale dancer
Pat Neshek: Clerk, The Android's Dungeon
Mike Redmond: Mechanic, Joe's Auto Repair
Matthew LeCroy: Official taster, Bob's House of Bacon
Boof Bonser: Special assistant to Mr. LeCroy
Julio DePaula: Mop Specialist, SuperTarget
Johan Santana: Vice President, Venezuela
Justin Morneau: Wingman, Brent Burns
Joe Mauer: Director and Spokesman, QuickSwingButFirstTakeThreePitchesNoMatterTheSituationOrTheCount
Others? I'm sure you do...